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New Faces for Everyone!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:50:27 +0000

There are certain groups of physicians, like the Children's Medical Aid Foundation, that go to third world countries and give kids with harelips free surgeries. It appears that the latest impoverished land they've descended upon is Hollywood, and they've given a brand new face to little Rupert Everett. Star mag reports:

Rupert Everettís dashing good looks were getting a little droopy. But now heís more than ready for his close-up!

The actor, currently starring in Blithe Spirit on Broadway, debuted a fresh-faced new look on The Martha Stewart Show on April 10. And he doesnít just have makeup artists to thank.

According to Dr. Brian S. Glatt, founder of the Premier Plastic Surgery Center of New Jersey, Rupert, 49, has had a comprehensive series of facial procedures. ìI think Rupert had a face-lift,î Dr. Glatt tells Star. ìHis cheeks are fuller and lifted, and his jawline and neck are pulled back and smoother.î As for his forehead, Dr. Glatt says itís simply Botox. ìI think heís definitely using it. He is very animated, and there are no lines visible on his forehead.î

Thank you, Dr. Brian S. Glatt, for that expert's opinion. Had we not had a professional to point that out, we would never have noticed such a subtle change.

Speaking of having stuff folded and tucked and sewn into complicated pleats, check out Kim Basinger at the premiere of The Informers:

And Mischa Barton's pants.

"You're a Rude, Thoughtless Little Pig"

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:45:06 +0000

By now, your email-forward-happy coworker has surely sent you the link to this voice mail message featuring Alec Baldwin giving his eleven-year-old daughter, Ireland, a solid tongue-lashing. You've no doubt furrowed your brow listening to Mr. Baldwin call his only child a "rude, thoughtless pig," shouting "you have insulted me for the last time!" as if he were addressing a gentleman in a top hat who had just referred to him as a "witless cur," insulting her mother and threatening to get on a plane to "straighten [her] ass out." And you've certainly made the connection that the message was most likely leaked by the child's mother, Kim Basinger. And then you most definitely started to think about how the kid has been the center of one of Hollywood's ugliest custody battles and, being eleven, now likely realizes that she's her parents' favorite tool when it comes to pushing each other's buttons. And right about now, you're thinking "man, this sucks," and "Ireland Baldwin's tell-all is going to go down so nicely at the beach with a margarita" and "Kim Basinger is pretty."

Kim might not be a great parent, but she's got a great pair. At MrSkin.com.

Mr. Skin Presents March Nakedness 2007

Agent E. — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:59:29 +0000

Do you ever think to yourself, "Gee, I love basketball and the thrill of picking an NCAA winner, but there just aren't enough titties during March Madness"? We're sure you have. Now thanks to Mr. Skin you can take the homoerotic joy you usually get out of watching strapping young men in silky shorts fondle balls and apply it to your love of all things mammary with March Nakedness!

Do you want to see Oscar darling Helen Mirren win her second erect trophy in as many months? Then vote for her in Savage Messiah. Or maybe, like George Costanza, you're a big fan of the carnal use of foodstuffs. Stuff the ballot box for Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris or Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks. The choices are endless (that is if you have a Britney Spears equivalent education and can only count to 64). Sayeth Mr. Skin:

As this year's big college basketball tournament approaches tip-off time I, Mr. Skin, have come to announce my own version of the world-championship competition.

At MrSkin.com, sixty-four of the all-time most popular Hollywood nude scenes are going up against one another in a tournament called March Nakedness.

March Nakedness pits 64 nude scenes ñ from movies that span decades and range from big-budget Hollywood hits to art films to cult favorites ñ against each other in a series of single-elimination head-to-head match-ups.

The movies are listed in tournament-style brackets. You can then vote on each, ultimately revealing the single best-loved big-screen bare-skin moment ever filmed.

As with the basketball series, March Nakedness begins with 64 competitors and then breaks down to a series of subsequently more skintense contests along the way: The Sexy Sixteen, The Erotic Eight and The Final Foursome.

March Nakedness is free to play and open to all who visit MrSkin.com.

Registered players can enter guesses as to each round's winning movie scene. The player(s) with the most correct guesses will win a free one-year membership to MrSkin.com. The Grand Prize is a free lifetime membership.

Among the powerhouse scenes pressing the flesh in March Nakedness are Phoebe Cates' bikini pop-off from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Angelina Jolie's girl-girl love-fest from Gia (1998) and Sharon Stone's hair-raising way of uncrossing her legs in Basic Instinct (1992).

Other brawlers-in-the-buff include Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001), Bo Derek in 10 (1979), Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire (1995), Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005), and drive-in skinsation Pam Grier in Coffy (1973).

March Nakedness is the perfect mix of babes, basketball and no-consequences sports betting. Get your game on now!

So what are you waiting for? Take out those quills and stuff those boxes!

Kim Basinger = Creepy Man in Trenchcoat Trying to Lure Kid into Station Wagon

Agent E. — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 17:50:35 +0000

We never had any particular opinion on the union between Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. He's a funny man and we have enjoyed some of his films and 400 Saturday Night Live appearances, and she likes to take her clothes off on film. So we suppose it was a good thing (other than them naming their only daughter Ireland). But their custody battle has provided us with a few chuckles over their mutual bat shitness. Now Alec's accusing Kim of bribing Ireland with chocolate bras. Wait, that was a typo. We meant chocolate bars. A ten-year-old receiving chocolate bras from her mother would just be creepy.

Like a hotter and slightly less eccentric Willy Wonka, Basinger has allegedly been stuffing Ireland's gullet with custom-made chocolate bars that include special messages on the wrapper. But instead of a trip to the chocolate factory and the potential to turn into a blueberry, Ireland just gets more grist for her analyst. One of the not-so-Golden Tickets said, "To my daughter Ireland, who gave me the strength, courage and tenacity to stand up for myself… Mom." Baldwin claims that "the false message she continues to send our daughter is that she needs protection from her father." We think it's very sneaky of Kim to co-opt the traditional divorced-dad role of fattening up the little tyke. Everyone knows that Ireland should be spending her weeks suffering through Mom telling her to do her homework and eat her spinach and go to bed at nine so that she can visit Dad's bachelor pad–complete with leather sofa, big-screen TV, and Playboy calendar–on the weekends and party. Dad's supposed to let her stay up as late as she wants watching R-rated movies and eating nothing but cake and popcorn. If you take that away, what else does a divorced dad have that could entice the attention and adoration of a ten-year-old girl? The twenty-year-old from that National Lampoon movie who's trying to play new mommy by buying her mini skirts and Fabulash?

Hot mama Kim is at MrSkin.com.

And hairy papa Alec is at MaleStars.com.

Basinger & Baldwin's Bitter Baby Battle. Boo-Hoo.

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:50:31 +0000

The custody battle over Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's child is growing more acrimonious by the day. He says their battle is like cancer, and she's a "child-snatcher". She says that he's really really really really really really hairy. OK, she didn't really say that, but we were all thinking it. Admit it.

The divorced pair are set to duke it out in court today over their young daughter, Ireland. And man oh man alive, do these two people hate each other or what? Earlier this week, Baldwin called his ex a "child-snatcher" after she refused to let Ireland enjoy a scheduled visiting day with him. In a huff, he called the police and filed papers in hopes of being granted more custody rights, claiming, "I believe the child lives in a constant state of tension wherein she must never display or divulge her true feelings for her father because of the mother's all-consuming and bitter feelings toward me." He can't even call Kim by name! Oh, the seething! The tension! Fortunately for everyone, there are level-headed African-American women out there roaming the streets, acting as vigilantes and dousing Baldwin's hate-flames. He said,

"But I'm keeping things in perspective. Not letting it consume me and eat me up with anger as it used to. I stopped that when one late night I was on the street so unhappy and filled with rage that, in a fit, I smashed my phone against a lamppost. A black lady walking by said to me, 'Alec Baldwin, you got to get hold of yourself.' So I have."

However, Attorney Harvey Levin of the website TMZ.com has seen the legal papers and says,

"This is how bad things have gotten. Alex has Kim trying to block him from flying with her daughter Ireland because Kim says she was better able to protect her from terrorists at the airport. There is an endless list of bribes. Alex graduated from NYU, but he says Kim thinks he's not capable of helping Ireland with her fourth grade homework."

We have a simple solution to this problem, and its name is Angelina Jolie. Seriously, she says she's in the market to adopt another baby. Oh, don't look at us like that; the kid's name is Ireland. She's totally multicultural!

Child-snatching Kim is naked at MrSkin.com.

And Alec's intense chest hair can be found at MaleStars.com.