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Breakfast of Champions
There are heroes everywhere. The person who calls 911 on their domestically abusive neighbors. The mentally challenged kid who bags your groceries. The person who rings up a $700 bar tab at 7 in the morning, who also goes by the handle “Kiefer Sutherland“. TMZ reports:
Kiefer Sutherland racked up the following $700 bar tab between [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. [...]
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Kiefer Hated that Target Capsule Collection as Much as the Rest of Us
As long as charming boozebag Kiefer Sutherland is in town, Hollywood maidens need not fear brutish fashion designers besmirching their honor. Monday night, while at an afterparty for the Met Costume Gala, a kerfuffle went down involving a fashion designer, Brooke Shields, and a goat-like butt to the head. Hit us with the story, TMZ:
It [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big
Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]
Klinker Sutherland
Yesterday, Kiefer Sutherland turned himself in to authorities and began serving a 48 day sentence for DUI. People mag scoops:
"Mr. Sutherland is very polite and humble. He was very cooperative during the booking process,î said jail spokesman Officer John Balian. ìHe will be issued an orange jumpsuit, and will be housed alone in a cell, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Clay Aiken, Halle Berry, jail, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Tara Reid
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Hollywood Trend Deathwatch: Celebrity DUI
Remember how you felt the first time you heard your mom say "bling"? How you knew that you would forever associate that word with everything uncool in the world and never be able to hear it without flinching? Young Hollywood's favorite trend, drunk driving arrests, is about to meet the same fate. Once Paris Hilton [...]
Kiefer Sutherland Plays with Dolls, Burns Them
Some people, when granting their Make a Wish Foundation dreams to get shit-faced and wild with a celebrity, would choose the likes of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, hoping to capture camera-phone footage of some wild beaver that they could sell to X17. Us, we'd go with Kiefer Sutherland every time. Not only would we [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Trephining with Keef
ï Jake Gyllenhaal has a new beard! And a new girlfriend. So that's . . . two . . . beards. Yeah.
ï Ashlee Simpson and her freshly minted honker show some Ash-crack.
ï And Jessica Simpson nearly put her dog through the scanner at an airport security checkpoint. In related news, she's still [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Simpson, Keith Richards, Lindsay Lohan
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Kiefer: Illustrated Man
Everyone is aping Angelina Jolie, getting preggo and adopting foreign babies and doing charity work and what have you. Even Kiefer Sutherland isn't immune to that Jolie magic, and is enjoying getting his entire body inked with tattoos. He says,
"Every few years something happens in my life that will make me want to write it [...]
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