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BREAKING: Pam Anderson Puts Her Enormous Fake Breasts Back on the Market

Always one to jump on a PETA-approved trend, Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from her husband of less than four months, Kid Rock. We know that the trend-setting abilities of Reese and Ryan and, especially, Britney and KFed are often irresistable to lesser-caliber celebrities, but we thought Pam and Kid's shared love of plastic [...]

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And He Shall Be Born with a Crustache

Although Pam Anderson and her handsome talented intelligent charming dirty-blonde husband Kid Rock have only been married a scant week or so, they work fast. She recently revealed that she might already be roasting up baby w.t. royalty in her sexy, sexy womb. Thank God for that–Baby Federspears 2 will need someone to mate with [...]

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Pam Anderson To Return To Holy Mam-trimony

And while we're on the topic of boulder-like man-made titties, Pam Anderson is getting married. We're sure the four of them will be very happy together.

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With Legs Wide Open, Under the Sunrise

If you were to ask us to make a list of two celebrities we'd want to see together in a sex tape, "Kid Rock and Scott Stapp" would fall somewhere between "Biz Markie and Carol Channing" and "Harvey Weinstein and a bag of fat sucked out of Star Jones's neck". But alas, nightmares have become [...]

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BREAKING: Kid "Hang the DJ" Rock Arrested

Kid Rock was arrested early this morning for allegedly clocking a DJ at a strip club in Nashville, TN. Listen, Kid, we're tired of hearing the Cr¸e's "Girls, Girls, Girls" too, but you don't see us getting all fisty.

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