Tag Archives: Kid Rock
And He Shall Be Born with a Crustache
Although Pam Anderson and her handsome talented intelligent charming dirty-blonde husband Kid Rock have only been married a scant week or so, they work fast. She recently revealed that she might already be roasting up baby w.t. royalty in her sexy, sexy womb. Thank God for that–Baby Federspears 2 will need someone to mate with [...]
Pam Anderson To Return To Holy Mam-trimony
And while we're on the topic of boulder-like man-made titties, Pam Anderson is getting married. We're sure the four of them will be very happy together.
With Legs Wide Open, Under the Sunrise
If you were to ask us to make a list of two celebrities we'd want to see together in a sex tape, "Kid Rock and Scott Stapp" would fall somewhere between "Biz Markie and Carol Channing" and "Harvey Weinstein and a bag of fat sucked out of Star Jones's neck". But alas, nightmares have become [...]
BREAKING: Kid "Hang the DJ" Rock Arrested
Kid Rock was arrested early this morning for allegedly clocking a DJ at a strip club in Nashville, TN. Listen, Kid, we're tired of hearing the Cr¸e's "Girls, Girls, Girls" too, but you don't see us getting all fisty.