Tag Archives: Kid Rock
CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance
ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]
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Singers Need Stuff: A VMA Rider Compendium
Today we read a list of stars' rider demands for the VMAs and wondered: what, exactly, would happen if Kid Rock's yogurts were full fat? What would go down if Christina Aguilera's candles were presented with a lighter instead of a pack of matches? Would these singers be thrown into a tailspin and rendered unable [...]
American (Cheese) Badass
You can accuse Kid Rock of a lot of things–musical irrelevance, chinlessness, shampoo phobia, hilarity–but you can't really call him a sellout. Dude has the #1 album in the country and still manages to get into post-show brawls at the Waffle House, just like your high school boyfriend Travis after you let him finger you [...]
Pam Anderson Is a Liar, Not a Miscarrier
In other bitter breakup news, Kid Rock is claiming that Pamela Anderson lied about having a miscarriage while they were married. Which we guess is better than claiming that she's a used up whore, but some things are instinctually understood between couples. People reports:
Kid Rock claims that ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about having a miscarriage [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: A Total Raging Disgusting Rich Lazy Party Slut
ï Britto's manager drops her mere hours after her lawyer does. She's getting dropped more often than Sean Preston. Ba-dum-bump. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity catfights, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Christina Aguilera, Dave Grohl, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Mary-Louise Parker, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Sting, Tommy Lee
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2007 VMAs = Very Mundane Awards
So the VMAs were last night. And in between stifled yawns and many, many glasses of Arbor Mist (it's like juice–but with booze!), we made a few observations. First, BeyoncÈ's boobs are really jiggly. Sarah Silverman is still not funny just because she's mean (AND she has now made us feel sympathy for Paris Hilton [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, BeyoncÈ Knowles, Britney Spears, Jennifer Garner, music, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Tommy Lee, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Federlohan
ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse [...]
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Pam Anderson Views Kid Rock Marriage As Playful Indiscretion
After emerging from her 3 month connubial haze a soon-to-be single woman, Pam Anderson can't stop smacking herself on the head with the heel of her hand and making good-natured excuses for her ill-fated Kid Rock marriage. Recently, she told Howard Stern:
"It was a big mistake, but I was in St. Tropez, I would have [...]
Pam Anderson Not as into Up Jumping the Boogie as Kid Rock
We know you've been wracking your brain for days upon days trying to figure out just what went wrong between Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Well, we've got the answer: They fucking hate everything about each other, basically.
CNW Junk Drawer: Lips and Teeth
ï Hilary Duff has dropped her older emo craprocker lover with MySpace hair.
ï She's also dropped the lower 2 inches off those much-maligned veneers. Neiggggh!
ï J. Lo can't seem to make a baby. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her husband is a reanimated corpse. That was mean.
ï [...]
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