Tag Archives: Khloe Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Punched in the Face for Charity
We’ve got some news today that is going to make you question your entire world view. It’s going to shock you so much, you’ll end up thinking crazy shit, like the ocean is red, human hair is food, and Kevin Federline is talented. Get ready for this, folks: reality TV isn’t real! We understand if [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, boobs, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Falcon Heene, Fergie, Halle Berry, Jenna Fischer, Jessica Simpson, magazines, Meghan McCain, Vikki Blows
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Fake Married
Hey everybody, Khloe Kardashian is married! Everybody send her your well wishes on a long and prosperous partnership and everlasting lov . . . wait. What’s that? She’s not really married to some dude she just met? It was a sham ceremony? You’ve got to be shitting us. But this is the dream, man. Two [...]
Kardashian Acts Like Kardashian; Media Shocked
Kardashians! They’re everywhere! They’re on TV. On the gossip pages. In Playboy. Hiding in the bottom of our cereal box and in our closets. Popping up in hellish nightmares, cackling amongst the flames of the river Styx. And none of us will escape any time soon, because Khloe Kardashian is marrying Los Angeles Laker Lamar [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Anne Heche, awards shows, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Chris Brown, Denise Richards, James Franco, Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, John Mayer, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, magazines, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance
ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity nudity, drugs, Jay Leno, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook, Kid Rock, movies, PETA, television, Tila Tequila, underwear
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