Tag Archives: Kevin Federline
Spears Vs. Federline no Kramer vs. Kramer
It's been smelling pretty good around here lately, and there can only be one reason: lack of Britney Spears posts. But today we can happily frolic through the pasteurized processed nacho cheese food product like it was Willy Wonka's chocolate river, because the Brit is back! And she can see her kids kinda, just not [...]
Jamie Spears To KFed: "Do My Daughter Again, I'll Give You Millions"
We know that living with Britney Spears isn't exactly akin to spending the day at Six Flags. Sure, there's probably an equivalent amount of ice-cream topped elephant ears, warm pork rinds, and overflowing toilets, but the water rides aren't nearly as fun. So we can understand Kevin Federline's reluctance to accept Daddy Spears's bribe to [...]
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Britney and Kevin: Horny for the Phoney
Have you, like us, stayed up nights wondering why we saw a roughly 73% decrease in the volume of Britney Spears pictures in recent months? Turns out it's because instead of going on 'buckies runs twelve times a day, she's been staying up nights rubbing her phone on her cooter. That is what phone sex [...]
A Visit with Britney Spears: the Stuff of Childhood Nightmares
A few weeks back, we received an issue of US Weekly in the mail that featured two delightful little sandy-haired moppets frolicking in what appeared to be a suburban yard. Over their smiling, innocent faces read the glaring words THE LITTLEST VICTIMS. Today, Page Six elaborates on the victimization of Britney's wombmates, wee Sean Preston [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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Paris Checks Into Club Fed
Wigger, meet crotch chiggers. Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton partied together this past weekend. People reports:
The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year's weekend. On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running. Both were in town to host separate New [...]
Kevin Federline Influencing People To Be Drains on Society
The following words describe Kevin Federline: greasy, smarmy, weaselly, fashionably challenged, fake, influential. Wait, what? Influential? As in he does things that make other people want to copy him? Who in fuck would ever want to do that? Thinking about a junior wannabe playa thinking to himself, "I want to be just like K-Fed when [...]
Britney Spears Is a Sex Liar, Private Dicker
We've been on a bit of a Britney fast lately (no Spears posts for three whole days!), as it's always good to flush your system of anything deep-fried or drenched in butter in the days leading up to Thanksgiving. But like Paula Deen to a
deep-fried butter ball, we just couldn't stay away. Not when there's [...]
Britney Spears Doesn't Do What She's Told. You're Totally Surprised, Aren't You?
We were able to avoid any stories about Britney Spears yesterday. Yay! Today we'll celebrate by talking about Britney Spears. Boo! IMDB tells us she's missed eight out of fourteen drug test requests. And she has the sleep habits of a college student. Which is weird, because she didn't even go to college. Or high [...]