Her latest filmóBedtime Stories, in theaters December 25óis being distributed by family-friendly Walt Disney Pictures. She stars opposite Adam Sandler. ìItís funny and itís a movie that kids can see,î Russell says. ìBut itís still got Adamís crazy sense of humor. Itís not totally nicey-nice.î

ìWorking with Keri was the best,î says Sandler. ìShe would bring her son to the set to play with my daughter. She also taught me all the dances from her days as a Mouseketeer. Plus, every day at lunch weíd have a curly-hair competition, and I would winóexcept on humid days.î

When asked whether moviegoers should expect an onscreen romance between the two, Russell answers bluntly. ìWeíre at odds at the beginning, and there is certainly a more, umóhow shall I say this? ófuckable girl in it,î she says. ìThatís actually her name: Fuckable Girl.î She pauses, then gives her character a little credit. ìBut I come up from the rear.î

It's just like she's LL Cool J in "I'm that Type of Guy", only instead of a sneaky freaky brother sneakin' in from the rear, she's a fuckable girl coming up from the rear. And, apparently, the fuckable girl who goes plushie, but we can't think of any song lyrics that involve frottage with teddy bears:

See Keri Russel nude at MrSkin.com.

1. It was the nakedest celeb shot we were able to unearth today
2. Jodie has a new movie coming out shortly, and perhaps posting her flanks encased in nylon will make it a summer blockbuster? We're happy to lend a hand
3. We've already posted Barbra Streisand's large, wobbly, sexagenarian Yentls stuffed into a blouse sans bra, so what the hey
4. We're imagining that Jodie was posing for an innocent photo shoot when the puppy from her original Coppertone baby butt shot approached, grizzled and limping and ancient and frail, and depantsed her one last time before gleefully exclaiming, "Rou've reen RUNK'D, Rodie Roster!"
5. Oh, shut up, baby. Here's some shots of Rihanna with cake on her crotch and Keri Russell with whipped cream on her jug. In case you have a sweet tooth in your drawers or something.

Jodie ain't grody, she's naked! At MrSkin.com.

Rihanna's there, too.

And so's Keri Russell, bare flesh included.

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