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Kenny Chesney, Bangin' Machine. STRAIGHT Bangin' Machine, He Swears.
Undercover baldy Kenny Chesney has a confession to make. He just LOVES banging women. He loves it so much, he broke the three-digit mark long ago. Over a hundred dames, he swears! He's fucked 'em all! Please, please believe him. He bragged to Playboy:
Man, I was over 100 several years ago. There were years when [...]
RenÈe's Just No Good at Fluffing and Folding
Remember when RenÈe Zellweger and Kenny Chesney were married for less time than it took you to get rid of that persistent itch and then they got divorced and RenÈe cited fraud as the reason and everyone just assumed that meant that on her wedding night she walked into the honeymoon suite to find Kenny [...]
RenÈe Zellweger: 60", 16:9 HDTV Monitor Plasma Display
RenÈe Zellweger's estranged, bald, behatted huzzy Kenny Chesney has likened his wife to a big-screen television. Huh. We always thought of her more as a 10 cup rice steamer. Or a Salad Shooter, perhaps.
Bridget Jones a Singleton Again
Apparently itís the week of absolutely shocking news. First weíre thrown straight out of our rocking chairs by hearing that Kate Moss does cocaine. Now weíre faced with the truly unbelievable news that RenÈe Zellweger and Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled. If someone tells us that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruiseís relationship isnít [...]
Bridget Jones: Edge of Divorce
When we first heard that RenÈe Zellweger had married our favorite boot-scooting boogier Kenny Chesney, we made a bet with our cat Mr. Muffleskin over how long the pairing would last. Mr. Muffleskin had no faith in the celebrity union and claimed that it would be over by the time that ham sandwich in our [...]
RenÈe Zellweger To Become Tawny Kitaen
Now that RenÈe Zellweger has bagged herself a man, she doesnít seem to care about Oscars and pretty dresses and protruding collarbones anymore. Girl just wants to get nekkid and star in some music videos.
Mrs. Chesney To Pack on the Fat
Lindsay Lohan (apparently today is the day that the world realized that there are only three people that we should be talking about) may soon have one less lollipop-shaped celeb to model herself after, as RenÈe Zellweger plans to start packing on some pounds. We guess poor Lindz will just have to get tips on [...]
Zellweger and Chesney Reportedly "Happy", But Still Creepy
Frankly, there's not much going on in the way of celebrity dirt today. Everyone's still hiding out in their bomb shelters, doing Lamaze breathing and gobbling Oxycontin, trying to wrap their heads around this whole RenÈe Zellweger-Kenny Chesney thing. We have to admit that we spent a good solid seventeen hours yesterday trying to come [...]
Bridget Jones a Singleton No More
In a shock-and-awe ceremony, RenÈe Zellweger wed country star Kenny Chesney, who is rumored to be one of Prez Bush's favorite artists and, uh, we'll just leave it at that. The blushing bride wore Carolina Herrera, the groom went barefoot, and the couple allegedly "laughed and cried" during the ceremony, which is pretty fitting since [...]
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