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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves
That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Channing Tatum, Doug Reinhart, John Edwards, Kat Von D, Paris Hilton, Pink, politicians
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Even Kendra Has More Sense Than the Gosselins
A reality show star hating another reality show star is like Hitler hating Pol Pot. But we have to admit it's pretty funny when even a lady with giant plastic buoys in her chest cavity thinks Jon and Kate are the worst. Kendra Wilkinson claims that when her baby is born, it sure as hell [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Jenna Fischer, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, magazines, Michael Jackson, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry, Rachel Weisz, Robert Pattinson
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The Bride Wore Bunny Ears
It wasn't all sobbing hysteria, MJ tributes, and Lohan in a half shirt this weekend. No, friends, some beautiful things happened too. For example, former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson married her beau, pro athlete Hank Baskett, at the Playboy Mansion. From the looks of these grainy, shoddy pictures, it was a lovely wedding. Really, [...]
Kendra Wilkinson Fears for Vaginal Safety
This was announced a couple of days ago but we didn't cover it because frankly, a former Playboy Bunny having sex is somehow less interesting than Bret Michaels getting his brains chopped off by falling Tony Award set backdrops. But hey, it's a slow day, so mazel tov to former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stamps n' Tramps
ï First look at Helena Bonham Carter in Terminator: Salvation. That look is a step up from her usual fashions, to be sure. (Yeeeah!)
ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)
ï [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Helena Bonham Carter, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brook, Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Robert Downey Jr.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Nicollette Sheridan, Patrick Swayze, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?
ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]
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Also tagged Adrienne Bailon, booze, Britney Spears, Camilla Belle, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Hefner, Hugh Jackman, Jonas Brothers, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, music, Scarlett Johansson
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Abridged CNW Month-End Search Terms: August 2006
We've got to keep up with the Johnsons and the Smiths and the Egotastics and the Idontlikeyouinthatways, so we're introducing a new feature. At the end of each month, we'll be your bloggy Rick Dees and will count down the top five search phrases (not including "CelebNewsWire" and its variants) people use to get to [...]
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Also tagged Aaron Carter, Angelina Jolie, celebrity nudity, Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan, Mindy Kaling, Penelope Cruz
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