Tag Archives: Kelly Preston
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebs in bikinis, Dakota Fanning, Diane Sawyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Travolta, Lily Allen, Marisa Miller, movies
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Kelly Preston Demonstrates Official Scientological Insemination Procedure
"On Christmas night a woman wishing to reproduce stands by the chimney in this formation, awaiting the magical appearance of Xenu with L. Ron the Great One's original blessed speculum and a sperm sample from an acceptable donor. Once the sperm reaches the egg, it conducts intense inner-womb auditing sessions until all pre-natal thetans [...]
"This Wasn't In My Contract, Mr. Cruise."
John Travolta and Kelly Preston have received the joyous news of the incubation of a brand new Scientologist, and they've graciously offered up a bit of parental guidance for Tom and Katie: a totally silent birth! No epidurals, no talking, no music, and no expressions of pain from the birthing mother. Sounds great! We at [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, John Travolta, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise
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