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Ozzy Honks Kelly
We've all known that Ozzy Osbourne is totally nuts for some time now. And we're not talking about the whole biting-the-head-off-a-dove thing or peeing on the Alamo. That can all be blamed on the drugs. But in his sober, old-man, burrito-eating, incoherently mumbling state his behavior is more baffling than ever. His brain seems even [...]
Kelly Osbourne Wigs Out!
Kelly Osbourne gits to wrasslin' at a London pub. It's not quite up to America's Next Top Model "Bitch poured a beer on my WEAVE!" bar catfight standards, but it'll do.
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Kelly Osbourne: Big-Boned and Uterine-Cranky
Celeb offspring Kelly Osbourne says that the producers of her TV show Life As We Know It dressed her to appear fat, although she's merely "big-boned". You and Eric Cartman, sister. Furthermore, Kelly has an angry uterus. Read on.