Tag Archives: Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne Re-Rehabs
The other day, Kelly Osbourne was arrested because she smacked some girl who implied Kelly's beau didn't know the meaning of the word "earthquake". That's pretty funny, but we didn't report it because it's Kelly Osbourne. Who cares. However, her tantrum may have been caused by something other than natural disaster ignorance. Something in liquid [...]
"A Shitty Bit of Toilet Paper"
That Kelly Osbourne, she sure is something else. She just doesn't care what people think of her, now does she? She's going to speak her mind no matter what the consequences. We keep on telling her, "Young lady, you better learn to hold your tongue, or you will not get invited to the Worthingtons' annual [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
ï God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. [...]
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Also tagged Axl Rose, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Christina Ricci, drugs, Kate Moss, Mackenzie Phillips, Madonna, magazines, Matthew McConaughey, Megan Fox, Mia Tyler, Tara Reid
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A Tale of Lindsay, Coke, and a Rat
Lindsay Lohan! Rats! Illicit behavior! Ryan Seacrest! That Page Six sure knows how to craft a riveting story. If they had just thrown in Nicole Richie giving a handjob to a baby elephant they would've been a shoo-in for a Pulitzer.
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, parties, Ryan Seacrest, Stavros Niarchos
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The Next Viral Video Hit: Kelly Osbourne's Shit in a Box
So you didn't get that dick in a box you were hoping for this Christmas? There's still time to receive a special gift all tied up with a shiny bow, just do something to really piss off Sharon Osbourne. Daughter Kelly explains:
ìMom used to make me and Jack shit in a box, then sheíd wrap [...]
It Was Kelly's Party and She'll Cry If She Wants To
You may think your twenty-first birthday was bad, but after the barf was mopped up and the couch cushions were flipped over, the only real lasting effects were the derision of your loved ones and a case of HPV. Kelly Osbourne nearly had to pay $100,000 worth of damages, thanks to–you know him! You love [...]
Paris Hilton Loses Her Nachos, Gains Some Monkey Scratches
It's time for the Jolly Greek Giant to hide his Gold Cards in his spinach-leaf tunic and climb back up his beanstalk to his giant lair in sky, as it is being reported that Stamos Nachos and Paris Hilton have broken up. Paris has been seen wandering the streets of Las Vegas desperately searching for [...]