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Kelly Clarkson Wants to Be Your Nudemerican Idol
We're always skeptical when celebrities claim that they are totally naked 100% of the time when they're not working and they don't care who sees them. This is the age of the camera phone. If random people are wandering around your house while you're drinking a Yoohoo and lazily scratching your pantiless snatch, someone's going [...]
Britney Does Stuff, We Talk About It
We are frankly getting a little bit tired of following the minutia of the life of Britney Spears. We can recreate every outfit she wore in the month of July in watercolor form, complete with a helpful stain guide that gives us a fairly accurate idea of what went into her mouth while she donned [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Gwen Stefani, Harry Morton, headlines, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Orlando Bloom
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Kelly Clarkson Eschews Double-Sided Tape
When American Idol winner of yore Kelly Clarkson traded her wholesome grin and Charlotte Russe jeans for a wholesome sneer and ripped faux-vintage shirts, that could mean only one thing: eventual nip slippage. Somewhere, Justin Guarini weeps a single lonely tear.