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Et Tu, Star and Al; Kelly and Billy?
Whatever mystical hoodoo has been floating around Famouspeopleland making them get impregnated with twins has soured and is now causing relationships to melt like a Fat Frog in the sun. Kanye West and his fiancÈe have called off their engagement, and today it was announced that two other relationships have shit the bed.
Packing their bags [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, Billy Zane, celebrity breakups, Kanye West, Star Jones
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Kelly Brook Gives Sisqo Something to Sing About
The comely Kelly Brook. Her ample, pneumatic frame is the stuff of fairy tales. In a better time, she would get roles like Nicole Kidman and awards like Cate Blanchett, but unfortunately, she took up with your friend Billy Zane who, apparently, forces his betrothed to don woolen undergarments, high button boots, and a neck-to-toe [...]
Kelly Brook One Two-Ups Herself
Today: pictures of Kelly Brook in half a bikini on the beach with two boobs. Yesterday: Kelly Brook in a bikini on the beach with one enormous, bloated boob. Named "Billy Zane". In the battle of days of Brook, today emerges the victor, triumphantly clasping its hands together and shaking them above its head. Click [...]
Ringing in '08 with Brookini
Thar she blows! A hump like a snowhill! It is Moby Duff! Kelly Brook spent New Year's doing what a Kelly Brook does best–wearing a bikini. Her jugg-gasmically boombastic figure crammed into those two storied hunks of Lycra blend, she breaches the surface of the ocean like the Hot Ness Monster, those twin globules of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: What a Luffoon
ï Britney Spears. Her butt. Your face. (TMZ)
ï No phrase sends quivers of ecstasy up the male spine wiener quite like "Kelly Brook bikini photoshoot". (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Paris is suffering from ADD and claustrophobia. BFD, our cousin Cheyenne is suffering from impetigo and chronic fatigue and she's still in jail. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Anne Heche, Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Christina Ricci, jail, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, movies, Paris Hilton, television, underwear
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Kelly Brook: Big-Titty Champion
Hey, hey, guys, hey, do you like Kelly Brook's bazookas? Cause she sure does. And she likes dressing them up in frilly, glittery, girly, lacy things. And that's not all. She likes dressing up her hooters so much that now she's going to dress up other women's colossal chest canons with her own line (or [...]
When Brookini Met the Janet Jugs
The cock crowed at the break of dawn, and we rose from our horsehair mattress to pull on our overalls and tend to our morning duty: culling a decent "sexy lady story" from the chaff of the day's gossip. We farmed two–Kelly Brook in a bikini and Janet Jackson cupping her breasts–but found that we [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Lips and Teeth
ï Hilary Duff has dropped her older emo craprocker lover with MySpace hair.
ï She's also dropped the lower 2 inches off those much-maligned veneers. Neiggggh!
ï J. Lo can't seem to make a baby. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her husband is a reanimated corpse. That was mean.
ï [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, Borat, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg
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