Tag Archives: Keith Urban
The Honeymoon Crashers
After their marriage, Nicole Kidman and her new husband, crooning outback troubadour Keith Urban, jetted to a remote, staggeringly expensive, extremely private resort on the island of Bora Bora. Picture it: You're arguably the world's most famous actress, you've just pulled of a smooth wedding, you're heading to a tropical locale away from the prying [...]
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Here Comes the Botox
For the past week or two all we heard about was the impending wedding of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. And we really didn't care. So what's changed now that they have officially become international superstar and househusband? Nothing really, but as that was really the only thing that happened over the weekend, we thought [...]
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Cold Fish Mountain
You know that look Nicole Kidman always seems to have, the one that says, "I'm a frigid bitch with a stick up my ass, don't even try to make me smile because my botoxed face might crack"? Well, for now at least there's a reason behind that look: Girl's not getting laid.
Did Nicole Ever Tell Keith He's Her Hero?
So Nicole Kidman is marrying outback troubador Keith Urban, and it seems the pair have stepped back into 1990 and booked Bette Midler to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" at the ceremony. Afterwards, everyone will feast on an Olestra cake, talk about the collapse of the Soviet Union, and slip the shoulder pads out of [...]
This Week in Celebrity Couplings: Who's Porking Who
There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, Diana Ross, Jon Voight, Kimberly Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark McGrath, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Talan Torriero, Tommy Lee
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