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		<title>Nicole Kidman Claims Secret Perversity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once the most famous and respected actress on the planet, Nicole Kidman kind of an afterthought now that she&#8217;s shot so much botulism toxin into her face that crows are coming to nest under her rigid brow line. But don&#8217;t think of her as some sexless totem pole carved out of wax; The Daily Mail [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nicolekidmancongress.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-21993" title="nicolekidmancongress" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nicolekidmancongress-174x200.jpg" alt="nicolekidmancongress" width="174" height="200" /></a>Once the most famous and respected actress on the planet, <strong>Nicole Kidman</strong> kind of an afterthought now that she&#8217;s shot so much botulism toxin into her face that crows are coming to nest under her rigid brow line. But don&#8217;t think of her as some sexless totem pole carved out of wax; <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1225066/Nicole-Kidman-reveals-love-life-kinky-opens-strange-sexual-fetish-encounters.html" target="_self">The Daily Mail</a> (via <a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/04/nicole-kidman-british-gq/" target="_self">PopEater</a>) reports that Nicole is, in the immortal words of Usher, a lady on the streets but a freak in the bed:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve explored obsession. I&#8217;ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I&#8217;ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I&#8217;ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,&#8221; she reveals.</p>
<p>The actress says although she&#8217;s been through &#8220;mundane&#8221; relationships, her marriage to Keith Urban is anything but.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you&#8217;re very much out at sea. You&#8217;re exposed. You could drown.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Boy, is that ever the truth. Marriage to Keith Urban is like a walk on a tightrope. We heard that once he went 3 entire weeks without touching up his highlights. He almost died.</p>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Approves of Naked Keith Urban</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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If you&#x27;ve seen the bulk of her filmography, you know that Nicole Kidman is no prude. Girl likes to take off her clothes. And she&#x27;s not opposed to her husband taking off his, either. She approves of Keith Urban&#x27;s pre-marriage nude pics for Playgirl magazine. She probably gushes over them, showing them off to her [...]]]></description>
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If you&#x27;ve seen the bulk of her filmography, you know that Nicole Kidman is no prude. Girl likes to take off her clothes. And she&#x27;s not opposed to her husband taking off his, either. She approves of Keith Urban&#x27;s pre-marriage nude pics for <em>Playgirl</em> magazine. She probably gushes over them, showing them off to her girlfriends, using vile words like &quot;studmuffin&quot; and &quot;hunky&quot;. Says <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0696650/" target=" blank">IMDb</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Nicole Kidman was &quot;impressed&quot; by her husband Keith Urban&#x27;s steamy Playgirl shoot. Music star Keith posed for the adult magazine eight years ago, but Nicole only saw the revealing photographs recently.</p>
<p>He told Britain&#x27;s New! magazine: &quot;Nicole was impressed with the shots. It was spread over two pages and had staples in all the right places!&quot;</p>
<p>Although the 41-year-old musician enjoyed stripping off for the publication, he is unsure if he will pose again because of his family commitments.</p>
<p>Keith &#8211; who has a seven-month-old daughter, Sunday Rose, with Nicole &#8211; said: &quot;I am a dad and a totally different person now. But I might consider it if my fans demanded it!&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Keith Urban would pose nude again if his fans demanded it? That works? Because we&#x27;ve just about induced carpal tunnel syndrome writing letters to Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson demanding that they get naked. And all we ever get are stupid cease and desist letters.</p>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Gives It Away for Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Nicole Kidman may have jumped on the Hollywood &#34;My baby&#x27;s special; she needs a unique name like Colon Backslash Anal Sex&#34; bandwagon, but she&#x27;s not all about the latest celebrity trends. Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, and Brangelina may be banking millions off of their offspring snaps, but not Nicky. She&#x27;s all, &#34;Hell, you wanna see [...]]]></description>
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Nicole Kidman may have jumped on the Hollywood &quot;My baby&#x27;s special; she needs a unique name like Colon Backslash Anal Sex&quot; bandwagon, but she&#x27;s not all about the latest celebrity trends. Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, and Brangelina may be <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jessiba_alba_baby_pictures_mcconaughey_m.html" target=" blank">banking millions</a> off of their offspring snaps, but not Nicky. She&#x27;s all, &quot;Hell, you wanna see her? Here. Get a good look. Just let me know when you&#x27;re done, cause she&#x27;s gotta nurse.&quot; Our own celebrity-baby photo agent, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Nicole+Kidman-21811.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>, reports:<br />
<blockquote>Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have rejected various million dollar offers for the first photographs of their new daughter.</p>
<p>The &#x27;Moulin Rouge&#x27; actress and her country singer husband &#8211; who welcomed Sunday Rose, their first child together, into the world last week &#8211; have allegedly been approached by various celebrity magazines desperate to get the first pictures of the baby, but have declined all offers.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;They don&#x27;t think it&#x27;s appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about it &#8211; if and when they will release a photo at all.&quot;</p>
<p>However, the couple are said to be considering releasing a picture themselves, for free.</p>
<p>The source added: &quot;They realise there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.</p>
<p>&quot;Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot &#8211; Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> What are you thinking, Nicole? The amount of dough Sunday Rose could rake in for you could keep you in Botox shots&#8211;and restorative surgery once it&#x27;s discovered that Botox causes your flesh peel off in chunks after fifteen years&#8211;for the rest of your days. Oh, no, oops. We don&#x27;t mean that. We mean, just think of how many starving babies those millions would feed. Yeah. That&#x27;s it. That&#x27;s what celebrities do with all that money. Feed starving babies.<br />
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<br />Nicole Kidman. Naked. MrSkin.com. Go.</p>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Sez: In Your Face, Xenu!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We know that ever since yesterday morning your face has been plagued with a perplexed expression, you&#x27;ve been scratching your head so much you&#x27;ve nearly created a new bald spot, and you&#x27;ve been muttering to yourself, &#34;Sunday Rose? Seriously? Sunday Rose?&#34; while walking around in circles and distractedly bumping into furniture. And we&#x27;ve been right [...]]]></description>
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We know that ever since yesterday morning your face has been plagued with a perplexed expression, you&#x27;ve been scratching your head so much you&#x27;ve nearly created a new bald spot, and you&#x27;ve been muttering to yourself, &quot;<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/nicole_kidman_baby_sunday_rose_keith_urb.html" target=" blank">Sunday Rose</a>? Seriously? Sunday Rose?&quot; while walking around in circles and distractedly bumping into furniture. And we&#x27;ve been right there with you, pal. But luckily <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25576538/" target=" blank">MSNBC</a> has come along to solve the Nicole Kidman baby-name mystery:<br />
<blockquote>By now it&iacute;s pretty much common knowledge that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their baby Sunday Rose, and thus re-opened the vault of bad celebrity baby names.</p>
<p>What was the couple thinking? One Kidman source said that before the birth, Urban penned a song titled &igrave;Sunday&icirc; about his little miracle-to-be. &igrave;(Urban and Kidman) knew the sex of the baby beforehand, and once Keith wrote the song, they thought it was the perfect name for their baby,&icirc; said the Kidman source. &igrave;They really didn&iacute;t know she&iacute;d almost be born on Sunday.&icirc;</p>
<p>Another source said the name is her last jab at Scientology. &igrave;Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,&icirc; said the source. &igrave;She&iacute;s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby&iacute;s name could be perceived as one last jab doesn&iacute;t exactly upset her.&icirc;</p>
<p>What&iacute;s up next for the new family of three? &igrave;They&iacute;re going to nest in Nashville for a while.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p> The Keith Urban song theory we totally get (and we&#x27;re sure it&#x27;s a masterpiece on the order of &quot;Hey Jude&quot;), but using your first naturally born child&#x27;s moniker, the name she&#x27;ll have to saddle until she&#x27;s 18 and changes it to something really boring like Ann, to smite Scientology? We don&#x27;t think so. We think Nicole&#x27;s saving that honor for her very first yacht, the S.S. Scientology is a Cult Full of Crazy Alien Humpers. And of course the dinghy will be christened the P.S. My Ex-husband Tom Cruise Likes Wieners (and I Don&#x27;t Mean Hot Dogs).<br />
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<br />Nicole Kidman is a hot (naked) mama at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Kidman Has Kid, Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when a heavily Botoxed mother and a heavily Lumineered father reproduce, and their baby comes out with forehead creases and the potential for crooked brown teeth? We dunno, ask Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! Mere moments ago, Nicole spread her fish belly white thighs and pushed forth a new life unto this world. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/nicole_kidman_pregnant_keith_urban.jpg"><img alt="nicole_kidman_pregnant_keith_urban.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/nicole_kidman_pregnant_keith_urban-thumb.jpg" width="121" height="200" /></a>What happens when a heavily Botoxed mother and a heavily Lumineered father reproduce, and their baby comes out with forehead creases and the potential for crooked brown teeth? We dunno, ask Nicole Kidman and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/keith_urban/" target="_blank">Keith Urban</a>! Mere moments ago, Nicole spread her fish belly white thighs and pushed forth a new life unto this world. <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203442,00.html" target="_blank"><em>People</em></a> scoops:</p>
<blockquote><p>Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, have welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, born Monday morning in Nashville, PEOPLE has confirmed.</p>
<p>&quot;Husband Keith was by Nicole&#x27;s side, and mother and baby are very well,&quot; said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were &quot;delighted&quot; to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.</p></blockquote>
<p>And at the same time in a parallel universe, Sunday&#x27;s arch rival, Thursday Peony Adultwoman Rural, was also born. In twenty years they will fight to the death. Who will emerge the victor? There can be only one.<br />
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<p>Hey, baby. Check out new MILF Nicole totally naked at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Pregnant with World&#039;s First Four-Ounce Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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This is a photograph of Nicole Kidman. She is supposedly somewhere in the vicinity of six months pregnant.  Yet gazing upon her still quite puny gut would made one think, &#34;She must have splurged and eaten half a chalupa and a couple of Mallomars.&#34; The image does not scream, &#34;There is a living being [...]]]></description>
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This is a photograph of Nicole Kidman. She is supposedly somewhere in the vicinity of six months pregnant.  Yet gazing upon her still quite puny gut would made one think, &quot;She must have splurged and eaten half a chalupa and a couple of Mallomars.&quot; The image does not scream, &quot;There is a living being growing inside my uterus.&quot; But maybe we&#x27;re just thinking of this whole &quot;Nicole Kidman is pregnant&quot; thing in the wrong light. Perhaps it is not her lady chamber that is pregnant, but her mind. Pregnant with ideas. Ideas on how to be in a movie that actually makes money. Or ideas about which shade of beige to paint (sorry, hire people to paint) the guest bathroom. Or maybe all those years spent in such close proximity to Scientology have given her extraordinary abilities. Perhaps she is actually pregnant with a kitten. Those things are pretty damn small. And maybe it&#x27;s a kitten granted with the gift of L. Ron Hubbard&#x27;s soul; a kitten that will possess the ability to speak and command large flocks of gullible followers who believe him when he says that they are all possessed by ancient alien beings and must pledge three quarters of their income to eradicate said beings from their bodies. His name will be Mittens, because he will have white paws.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Nicole%20Kidman%20pregnant%20Keith%20Urban.jpg"><img alt="Nicole Kidman pregnant Keith Urban.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/Nicole%20Kidman%20pregnant%20Keith%20Urban-thumb.jpg" width="139" height="200" /></a></p>
<div style="clear:both">Find more pics of Nicole Kidman looking not-at-all pregnant at <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/10889/whats_going_on_with_nicole_kidmans_pregnancy/" target=" blank">Celebitchy</a>. </div>
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<br />Nicole shows off her lady bumps at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Kidman&#039;s Rep Says: &quot;I Was Just Joshing You. She&#039;s Totally Knocked Up.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We have a great idea: Instead of celebrities having their people release statements saying, &#34;Of course she&#x27;s not pregnant, you dumb idiots. She&#x27;s never even had sex. She doesn&#x27;t even know what a penis looks like. She&#x27;s never even seen Michelangelo&#x27;s David. She could not possibly be pregnant,&#34; they should just say, &#34;I&#x27;m a dirty [...]]]></description>
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We have a great idea: Instead of celebrities having their people release statements saying, &quot;Of course she&#x27;s not pregnant, you dumb idiots. She&#x27;s never even had sex. She doesn&#x27;t even know what a penis looks like. She&#x27;s never even seen Michelangelo&#x27;s David. She could not possibly be pregnant,&quot; they should just say, &quot;I&#x27;m a dirty filthy liar and you should never believe one word that I say. Today I will say Nicole Kidman isn&#x27;t pregnant, but tomorrow you will probably see a live human baby coming out of her vagina on <em>Entertainment Tonight</em>.&quot; We like a little honesty in our celebrity shills. After denying the preggo rumors <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/nicole_kidman_pregnant_denial_no_botox.html" target=" blank">last week</a>, Nicole&#x27;s spokesperson confirmed this morning:<br />
<blockquote>Nicole Kidman and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/keith_urban/" target=" blank">Keith Urban</a> confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.</p></blockquote>
<p> This kid is going to have it <em>rough</em>. Can you imagine if every time you saw your adopted half siblings (which should be approximately twice a year, if Nicole&#x27;s maternal history is any indication) they said, &quot;Sure, you&#x27;re an okay kid, we guess, but our other half sibling is the next supreme being of the universe and will some day save us all from inevitable alien invasion&quot;?</p>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Pregnant, About To Lose Three-Quarters of Face Due To Botox Withdrawal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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A couple of things happened while we were away. But other than Mischa Barton confirming that she shares intoxication preferences with Nicole Richie, we didn&#x27;t pay attention to most of it. We were too busy plying our Real Doll with Veuve Clicquot in hopes that she would finally put out. (She has expensive tastes. And, [...]]]></description>
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A couple of things happened while we were away. But other than Mischa Barton confirming that she shares intoxication preferences with Nicole Richie, we didn&#x27;t pay attention to most of it. We were too busy plying our Real Doll with Veuve Clicquot in hopes that she would finally put out. (She has expensive tastes. And, no, it still didn&#x27;t work.) So we didn&#x27;t really have time to follow rumors about the possible occupation of Nicole Kidman&#x27;s womb. Plus, her people rapidly denied the story anyway, so who the f cares? Not us. That is until we read this ridiculously obvious blind item in today&#x27;s Page Six:<br />
<blockquote>WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she&#x27;s only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: &quot;Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can&#x27;t be on Botox when you are pregnant.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> We&#x27;ve got a better solution for Nicole: Have Madame Tussaud&#x27;s carve up a couple of statues of Nicole in various states of pregnancy and send them to red-carpet events. No one will know the difference, and Nicole can stay locked up at home until the kid pops, assuring that no paps will snap Nic looking like Droopy Dog. Once the kid&#x27;s old enough to talk and starts calling Katie Holmes Mommy, though, we&#x27;ll be out of suggestions.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Brangelina in the Big Easy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me the penis in the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but ya doesn&#x27;t hafta call me Whitney Houston&#x27;s new boy toy. Oh wait, yes you do.
&#239;  Friends think Britney is pregnant [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/WHoustonray.jpg"><img alt="WHoustonray.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/WHoustonray-thumb.jpg" width="122" height="200" align="left"/></a>&iuml;  You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me the penis in the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_animal.html" target="_blank">Kim Kardashian sex tape</a>, but ya doesn&#x27;t hafta call me Whitney Houston&#x27;s new <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Whitney+Houston+s+new+toy+boy-13397.html" target="_blank">boy toy</a>. Oh wait, yes you do.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Friends think Britney is <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/please_dont_let_britney_be_pregnant_again.html" target="_blank">pregnant again</a> because she is bloated, barfy, and &quot;relaxed and happy&quot;. Sounds more like a few too many mangotinis to us.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/keith_urban/" target="_blank">Keith Urban</a> is <a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=248036&#038;GT1=7702" target="_blank">out of rehab</a> and on the loose! Now he can get down to the important business of realizing he has nothing in common with his wife aside from Australianism. Divorcewatch begins now.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Mischa<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/01/17/i-am-mischa-bartons-bikini-of-the-day-2/" target="_blank">kini</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Brad</a> and Angelina rescue orphans from life-threateningly dangerous foreign countries only to <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/17/brangelina_move_to_nawlins.php" target="_blank">move them</a> to . . . life threateningly dangerous American cities.</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Beckhams are coming! The Beckhams are coming! And they&#x27;re bringing <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2383" target="_blank">nipples</a>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Keeley Hazell seems to have <a href="http://poxline.buzznet.com/user/journal/101087/?error=The%20journal%20was%20saved%21" target="_blank">lost her dignity</a> along with her garments.</p>
<p>&iuml;  There will be a <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/01/16/anna-nicole-is-the-devil/" target="_blank">formal inquest</a> into the death of Anna Nicole&#x27;s son, around the same time she will be forced to have her baby undergo a paternity test so we can find out if the father is her glassy-eyed money-grubbing lawyer/houseboy or the frosted-tipped money-grubbing paparazzo. And then she will find out that Larry Birkhead was her brother all along, and that she has a twin who faked her death, and that she actually has been suffering from amnesia this whole time, and is a Russian czarina!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Halle Berry gives herself a <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=34540" target="_blank">titty twister</a>. Why? Shrug. Just cuz.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paula Abdul <a href="http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/paula-abdul/own-little-web-of-deceit-20070117.php" target="_blank">explains away</a> her recent Michael J. Foxish television appearances, and says she takes being a role model seriously. Too bad nobody else takes her seriously as a role model.<br />
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Thanks to <a href="http://www.x17online.com/" target="_blank">X17online</a> for the pic of Whitney and Ray J!</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Two Princes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Who wears short shorts? Jessica Simpson wears short shorts. Heyyyyy. Nice mons pubis.
&#239;  Given the choice, Nick Lachey would rather be stuck on a desert island with Satan than with his supremely vile former father-in-law, Papa Joe Simpson. That makes 6 billion of us, Nick.
&#239;  Kate Moss might as well face [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  Who wears short shorts? Jessica Simpson wears <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1635" target="_blank">short shorts</a>. Heyyyyy. Nice mons pubis.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lachey%20prefers%20satan%20to%20ex-father-in-law_1005279" target="_blank">Given the choice</a>, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/nick_lachey/" target="_blank">Nick Lachey</a> would rather be stuck on a desert island with Satan than with his supremely vile former father-in-law, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/joe_simpson/" target="_blank">Papa Joe Simpson</a>. That makes 6 billion of us, Nick.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kate Moss might as well face that <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Moss+to+marry+Doherty+claims-11207.html" target="_blank">she&#x27;s addicted</a> to <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/pete_doherty/" target="_blank">Pete Doherty</a>. She wishes she knew how to quit him. Brokecrack Mountain?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Another Doherty&#8211;Shannen&#8211;angrily <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-08-15/#celeb6" target="_blank">hung up on a <em>Newsweek</em> reporter</a> after being asked about her fiery, Naomi-Campbell-like, fired-from-Spelling-shows days. God, you run over a boyfriend 15 years ago and you never hear the end of it!</p>
<p>&iuml;  &quot;Christina Milian&quot; kind of rhymes with <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=2965" target="_blank">&quot;this tiny little thong&quot;</a>. Sorta.</p>
<p>&iuml;  The divorce gets ugly: Travis Barker questions his estranged wife Shanna Moakler&#x27;s parenting skills, booze intake, nail salon visits, and open-door vagina policy . . . on his <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/travis_barker/the_barkers_divorce_disaster_20060815.php" target="_blank">MySpace blog</a>! We can&#x27;t wait until she hits back with a string of vitriolic friend comments and some extra-hot profile pics taken in the bathroom mirror.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/celebrities/keith_urban/" target="_blank">Keith Urban</a>, <a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2006/08/keith_urban_his_teeth.shtml" target="_blank">pre-tooth job</a> looks an awful lot like Limahl of Kajagoogoo fame.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Note to Nicole Richie: when <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/08/14/nicole_richie_is_looking_reall.html" target="_blank">size 000 bikini bottoms</a> start to look like droopy adult sumo diapers, it might be time to try a cruller or something. </p>
<p>&iuml;  One, <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/08/prince-william-and-prince-harry-are.html" target="_blank">two, princes</a></a> kneel before you/thats what I said, now/princes, princes who adore you/just go ahead, now/William has a cosmo in his hand/that sounds great, now/Harry said he wants to honk your mam, now/aint in his head, now.</p>
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