Tag Archives: Keith Urban
Nicole Kidman Claims Secret Perversity
Once the most famous and respected actress on the planet, Nicole Kidman kind of an afterthought now that she’s shot so much botulism toxin into her face that crows are coming to nest under her rigid brow line. But don’t think of her as some sexless totem pole carved out of wax; The Daily Mail [...]
Nicole Kidman Approves of Naked Keith Urban
If you've seen the bulk of her filmography, you know that Nicole Kidman is no prude. Girl likes to take off her clothes. And she's not opposed to her husband taking off his, either. She approves of Keith Urban's pre-marriage nude pics for Playgirl magazine. She probably gushes over them, showing them off to her [...]
Nicole Kidman Gives It Away for Free
Nicole Kidman may have jumped on the Hollywood "My baby's special; she needs a unique name like Colon Backslash Anal Sex" bandwagon, but she's not all about the latest celebrity trends. Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, and Brangelina may be banking millions off of their offspring snaps, but not Nicky. She's all, "Hell, you wanna see [...]
Nicole Kidman Sez: In Your Face, Xenu!
We know that ever since yesterday morning your face has been plagued with a perplexed expression, you've been scratching your head so much you've nearly created a new bald spot, and you've been muttering to yourself, "Sunday Rose? Seriously? Sunday Rose?" while walking around in circles and distractedly bumping into furniture. And we've been right [...]
Kidman Has Kid, Man
What happens when a heavily Botoxed mother and a heavily Lumineered father reproduce, and their baby comes out with forehead creases and the potential for crooked brown teeth? We dunno, ask Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! Mere moments ago, Nicole spread her fish belly white thighs and pushed forth a new life unto this world. [...]
Nicole Kidman Pregnant with World's First Four-Ounce Baby
This is a photograph of Nicole Kidman. She is supposedly somewhere in the vicinity of six months pregnant. Yet gazing upon her still quite puny gut would made one think, "She must have splurged and eaten half a chalupa and a couple of Mallomars." The image does not scream, "There is a living being [...]
Kidman's Rep Says: "I Was Just Joshing You. She's Totally Knocked Up."
We have a great idea: Instead of celebrities having their people release statements saying, "Of course she's not pregnant, you dumb idiots. She's never even had sex. She doesn't even know what a penis looks like. She's never even seen Michelangelo's David. She could not possibly be pregnant," they should just say, "I'm a dirty [...]
Nicole Kidman Pregnant, About To Lose Three-Quarters of Face Due To Botox Withdrawal
A couple of things happened while we were away. But other than Mischa Barton confirming that she shares intoxication preferences with Nicole Richie, we didn't pay attention to most of it. We were too busy plying our Real Doll with Veuve Clicquot in hopes that she would finally put out. (She has expensive tastes. And, [...]