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Don't Touch Keith Richards's Shepherd's Pie. We Mean It.
When we were little tiny gossipmongers slinging shit on the playground about how often Bobby poopied in his pants, we dreamed of being an adult. It had nothing to do with things like driving a car, having sex, or drinking alcohol. No, being an adult meant that you could eat whatever you wanted, whenever you [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod
ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Diora Baird, drugs, Elle MacPherson, Fergie, Madonna, magazines, movies, Owen Wilson, Paris Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger
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CNW Junk Drawer: Trephining with Keef
ï Jake Gyllenhaal has a new beard! And a new girlfriend. So that's . . . two . . . beards. Yeah.
ï Ashlee Simpson and her freshly minted honker show some Ash-crack.
ï And Jessica Simpson nearly put her dog through the scanner at an airport security checkpoint. In related news, she's still [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Simpson, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan
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Keef Pulls a Gilligan
The nature of this blogging business, see, is that celebrities do dumb crap, and then we come on this thing and write a funny about it. But the real treat is when a story can stand on its own, without any help from the Statler and Waldorf that is CelebNewsWire. Without further ado, we [...]
CNW Junk Drawa: Hookups and Hairdos
ï Natalie Portman: Last of the Mohicans.
ï Dear Russell Crowe: PLEASE PUNCH US. WE NEED THE CASH.
ï Scar-Jo and Josh Hartnett (Jo-Ho?) move in together! Eh, it's destined to fail. "Scarlett Hartnett" just sounds so douchey.
ï Fleck's million-pound pits.
ï Annie Hall is porking Ted "Theodore" Logan.
ï Ohhhh, when Keef [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ben Affleck, celebrity hookups, Diane Keaton, Josh Hartnett, Keanu Reeves, Mick Jagger, Mos Def, Natalie Portman, Russell Crowe, Scarlett Johansson
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Mick's Dick: The Little Red Rooster's Only Chicken Feed
Teeny weiners are the new black. And Mick is the new Jude.