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Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk
The Toronto International Film Festival keeps delivering the tits. Today we bring you Keira Knightley really, truly naked (as opposed to covered in dripping-wet see-through fabric), new nudes from Marisa Tomei, and Rosie Perez's first baring in the nude millennium. God, we love the cinema.
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Keira Knightley Will Give You A-bone-ment in Atonement
Keira Knightley wants to make it very clear that she doesn't get naked in movie after movie because she's some kind of twisted nudity-loving pervert (damn!); it's all for her career. She's really ambitious, and ambition=nudity. All those prudey American actresses who refuse to show a boob now and then are just lazy and don't [...]
Keira Knightley Is Not a Drunken Slut
Keira "Tits" Knightley would like to make it perfectly clear that she is not a drunken, beaver-flashing slut like some of her loose-moralled Hollywood counterparts. At least not in public, anyway. Our gossip task master, FemaleFirst, reports:
Keira Knightley would never leave the house without her underwear.
The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actress admits being a celebrity [...]
Keira "Tits" Knightley Says: Those Aren't Mine
You know how when you imagine a celebrity talking and it just doesn't seem accurate if you leave out a key word? Paris Hilton is nothing without "hot", Britney Spears just isn't country enough without "y'all", and Keira Knightley can't get through one damn sentence without saying "tits". When she's at the pub she yells [...]
"You Know What This Movie Needs? More Stench."
Remember when we told you that Keira Knightley rarely showers and smells like your great uncle Al after a week-long Euchre tournament at the Moose lodge? Turns out she was probably the best-smelling thing on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean. According to IMDB:
The cast of Pirates Of The Caribbean sequel At World's End [...]
Keira Knightley Thinks You Don't Want to See Her Naked, Is Wrong
Keira Knightley obviously doesn't read about herself on the internet. Otherwise she'd know that people love seeing her all kinds of naked. In our daily research of very important issues we have come across many websites with the words "Keira Knightley naked" and "Keira Knightley nude" in 24-point font with eight exclamation points. And everybody [...]
Keira Knightley Is Dirty
We love Keira Knightley and her delightful "Fuck You" attitude. She's kind of like Amy Poehler's one-legged trailer-trash character who always says, "Yeah, I farted. Jealous?" We can definitely see Keira breaking wind during an especially intense Orlando Bloom makeout scene and thinking it's the sexiest damn thing she's ever done. Plus, it would add [...]
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Work Takes Precious Time Away from Lohan's Grueling Party Schedule. Solution: Don't Work
Your fanciful dreamscapes of seeing Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley portraying lesbian lovers on the silver screen have been dashed, because Lohan has unceremoniously pulled out of the film, as is her wont. This marks the only time you will ever seen Lindsay Lohan's name and the phrase "pulled out" in the same sentence.
Keira Knightley Is a Yo Ho Ho . . . in Cartoon Form
The fatcats over at Disney are reportedly hopping mad and aiming to sue over a soon-to-be released comic showing Keira Knightley getting the spit-roast treatment by Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp, trussed up in their Pirates of the Caribbean finery. Please, God, don't let Disney find our Xanga page of erotic Aladdin fan fic.
Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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