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Keira Knightley’s Pumped-up Puffies Shill Perfume
The thing about Keira Knightley, see, is that even though she loves to talk about tits and show tits and tits tits tits, she doesn’t really have any. Which makes her an odd choice to go topless in an ad to sell perfume for Chanel. If you want to say, “Hey ladies, wear this smelly [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone
ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]
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Keira Knightley + Mom = One Hot Sex Scene
It's looking like the promotion for the Dylan-Thomas-and-a-couple-of-hot-lesbians movie The Edge of Love, which doesn't open in the U.S. until this fall, is going to last longer than the spirit-crushing onslaught of Sex and City hype. Every day this week it's been Keira Knightley this, Sienna Miller that. And we're just as excited as anyone [...]
Tits Knightley Talks About Her Naked Tits
Ol’ Tits Knightley, oh, how we’ve missed you. Sure, Keira Knightley has been out and about, hanging with right old chap Rupert Friend and practicing her pronunciation of ‘enry ‘iggins, but we haven’t heard her wax poetic on her most favorite subject–tits–in quite some time. But now that she’s set to once again bare her [...]
Nepotism Never Looked So Sexy
Keira Knightley is the Veruca Salt of the now generation. Only instead of wanting her daddy to buy her an Oompa-Loompa, she wants her mommy to custom-tailor a role specifically written for Keira in a biopic with lesbian undertones. WENN reports:
Keira Knightley clashed with her screenwriter mother Sharman MacDonald over their forthcoming movie The Edge [...]
Keira Knightley's Cosme-tits
These days, film studios have CGI wings, but according to "two aspirins on an ironing board" beauty Keira Knightley, once upon a dream, in the golden age of Hollywood, there instead existed sections of trained artisans devoted entirely to the artistic shading and contouring of human breasts. Like Keebler elves they diligently worked, adding a [...]
Knudist Knightley Gets Knaked: One More Time, with Feeling
Ah, Keira Knightley. Fair of face and foul of mouth, she's always game to say the word "tits", or brandish her actual tits, especially when she's promoting a new film. Keira appiera'ed on Ellen today, and they discussed this Interview cover:
Ellen: Why do you love posing nude?
Keira: I donít know. People ask and I just [...]
Keira Knightley Gives James McAvoy Abonement in Atonement
We've fallen for the tricks many times. Actors are promoting their movie and they gush and gush about the film's sexuality, about how hot the love scenes are, about how the lead actress really had to reach deep inside herself to be able to take her clothes off in front of the camera. And then [...]
Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller on The Edge of Lez
Keira "Tits" Knightley and Sienna "Shitsburgh" Miller just wrapped up filming The Edge of Love, in which they play the wife and mistress of poet Dylan Thomas, who end up slamming clams. Sienna gives us a taste of what's to come:
"The bath scene is very erotic. There's been a lot of talk about it and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Total Raging Disgusting Rich Lazy Party Slut
ï Britto's manager drops her mere hours after her lawyer does. She's getting dropped more often than Sean Preston. Ba-dum-bump. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a [...]
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