Tag Archives: Keeley Hazell
CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley
ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)
ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)
ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Megan Fox, Mr. Skin, Rachel Bilson, underwear, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: No, No, No. Ella, Ella, Ella.
ï Heath Ledger's autopsy proved to be "inconclusive". (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï However, cops are saying that drug packets were found in his room, along with a $20 bill rolled up in a "suspicious" fashion. Maybe it was origami-folded into the shape of Snidely Whiplash! (TMZ)
ï Possibly the last picture of Heath taken [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, awards shows, Carla Bruni, celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Heath Ledger, Jerry O'Connell, magazines, models, movies, Rihanna, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise
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Go Ape for Naked Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine
Although a Brit with breasts the size of ATV tires (tyres?), Keeley Hazell hasn't the inherent trashiness of a Jordan, nor the Billy Zaniness of a Kelly Brook. But she does have their willingness to show off her torso tonnage often, and with zeal, and for that we feel compelled to salute her by making [...]
Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Gisele Bundchen, Ivanka Trump, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Sharapova, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson
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Pip Pip! Tally-ho! It's Keeley Hazell's Sex Tape!
England is a weird, magical, far-off land where ring tones by be-donged cartoon frogs can become #1 on the pop charts and all the men are jug-eared, tombstone-toothed, knobby twits while all the ladies are gargantuan-breasted and of dubious fame. Although no one will ever take the place of our beloved Jordan, Keeley Hazell and [...]