Tag Archives: Keeley Hazell
CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
I Love I Love I Love My Calendar Girl
We thought that no annal would ever overtake our beloved Drabble calendar. Oh, what will that Norman get into next? But now there’s a Keeley Hazell 2010 calendar, so we’ll have to rethink everything. Hilarious comic parrots can’t seem to hold a candle to big, pillowy, undulating, warm, velvety natural boobs with the face of [...]
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Nudie Keeley Makes Us Want a Feelie
It’s really hard to keep up with huge-hootered British biddies who drop their duds for topless photo shoots. There are just so many of them! And they’re all pretty damn hot. So pretty soon one starts to melt in another and all you see are big boobies staring at you in a winking, “‘ello, guv’ner” [...]
A Halloween Dichotomy: The Scary vs. the Slutty
There are two basic ways to approach Halloween. One, you want to scare people, or at least impress people with how elaborate/creative/over-the-top your costume is. These are the Roseanne and Dan Conner types, who answer the door holding their own bloody severed head. Or two, you want to give men boners. There are the Paris [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!
ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)
ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)
ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)
ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Christina Milian, Diora Baird, Heather Locklear, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, magazines, Megan Fox, Shannen Doherty, upskirt shots
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Hazellnuts
Being Americans and all, we're not exactly sure what this Nuts magazine is all about. Going by the title, one might assume that it was a testicle fetish thing, but using our amazing powers of deduction, we can infer it's mostly about Keeley Hazell's gargantuan breasts. Thus, they should call it Chest Nuts. Or maybe [...]
Keeley Hazell's Gone Nuts Once Again
In case you were wondering what award-winning actress Keeley Hazell has been up to lately, the answer is "the usual". The usual being two gigantic, succulent skin domes filled with a milky fluid. Underneath the word "NUTS". Good luck with that whole masturbating thing!
After the cut, the boobs sans the word "splendid" over them.
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Keeley Hazell Will Make You Feely (Yourself)
We are very excited about this whole Scarlett Johansson nipple thing, honest we are, but we feel that Scarjo's sheer bazoomyness is detracting from today's other fantastically racked lady, Keeley Hazell. What's that you say? You've never heard of Keeley Hazell? Sure, she's British and her only film role to date was in Cashback, a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley
ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)
ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)
ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Megan Fox, Mr. Skin, Rachel Bilson, underwear, upskirt shots
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