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Feeling Minnesota (and Each Other)
The media likes to focus on the unlovableness of Jennifer Aniston, but honestly, let’s not forget Cameron Diaz. She’s long in the tooth in Hollywood years, insiders say her pustules rival a 9th grade boy’s, and she hasn’t had a long-term relationship since Justin Timberlake. But that all might change, because she went on a [...]
Paternity Test? Bogus.
When we try to imagine excellent father figures, Ted "Theodore" Logan and Neo top our list. Followed closely by Johnny Pneumonic. Which is great news for the lady in the picture to the left, because she's claiming that Keanu Reeves is the father of her four kids. 46-year-old Karen Sala of Ontario, Canada, says that [...]
Jordan: Budding Movie-Mogul Genius
In the world of celebrity biopics, there are good choices and bad choices. Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn in Coal Miner's Daughter? Pretty spot on. Angelina Jolie as Jordan? We don't think so. It would probably be a better match to cast an ostrich in the role. As long as the ostrich had Mr. Ed-like [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Winonu? Keana? Kwineonu?
Not sure how reliable the source is, but Star magazine is reporting that Winona Ryder has temporarily cast aside her predilection for indie troubadours who smell like scalp and instead gone for someone who makes sense:
Sparks are flying between Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves on the set of the drama The Private Lives of Pippa [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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CNW Junk Drawa: Hookups and Hairdos
ï Natalie Portman: Last of the Mohicans.
ï Dear Russell Crowe: PLEASE PUNCH US. WE NEED THE CASH.
ï Scar-Jo and Josh Hartnett (Jo-Ho?) move in together! Eh, it's destined to fail. "Scarlett Hartnett" just sounds so douchey.
ï Fleck's million-pound pits.
ï Annie Hall is porking Ted "Theodore" Logan.
ï Ohhhh, when Keef [...]
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Keanu Waits for the Wee-Wee
He may not be able to act his way out of a sinking franchise, but Keanu Reeves sure is a perfect gentleman. He even waits his turn in line for nightclub bathrooms. Thatís just one of the many reasons Lindsay Lohan will never land that sweet role opposite Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic 2: Cyborg Infestation.
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