Tag Archives: Katy Perry
CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa
Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn’t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan’s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]
Can You Blame Katy? Just Look at That Hot Little Snap-On Beard
It’s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It’s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s love is going strong–according to Katy’s shirt, it’s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The [...]
Balcony Day Continues!
We’ve had Sienna Miller topless on a balcony. Today we saw Lily Allen topless on a balcony. And now we’re seeing Katy Perry . . . not topless on a balcony. Hmmmm. This has something to do with her being American, right? It looks like her current chimney sweep, Russell Brand, would like to screw [...]
She Kissed a Brand and He Liked It
Russell Brand’s heart is like a cantering stallion in the wild. It is a beautiful, untamed creature that refuses to bend to your will or be reined. Try to put a saddle on it and you may very well be kicked in the groin. And with a toss of his shimmering mane, he gallops freely [...]
Katy Perry Wanted Huge Tits; Got Them
Katy Perry’s been out of the spotlight for a few minutes, her fruit-shaped accessories eclipsed by the sartorial hilarity that is Lady Gaga. How to drum up interest again? Normally a lesbian kiss would do the trick, but since Perry’s entire career was built on that premise, why not talk about her fabulous boobs? Take [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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France Dangles Award in Katy Perry's Face, Gives It To Rihanna
Those Frenchies, they sure can be cruel. At a recent awards show they were all like, "Here, fake lesbian Katy Perry, have this pretty, shiny statue. You really deserve it," before rethinking the whole thing and taking it back. "Ooops, sorry, we forgot that we really like Rihanna better. She's way less annoying, so we're [...]
She Wore a Bikini and We Liked It
If all you got for Christmas was the Pro-Caulk and the Wonderhanger when what you really wanted was a Slanket and a Shamwow, we're here to ease the pain. Believe it! CelebNewsWire has just slid down your chimney hole with a sack full of yabbos to cram into your stocking. Ladies and gentleman, we give [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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