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All the Topless Ladies, All the Topless Ladies
Apparently today is all about girlies taking their shirts off. And we know that to some of our readers every day is about girlies taking their shirts off, but these are famous girlies taking their shirts off in front of still picture cameras. And they look like they’re doing it willingly, which might be a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Karen Mulder, Kate Moss, Sharon Stone, topless photos
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Katie Price Needs Her Clittle Diddled
We really don't care about the divorce of Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, a.k.a. that British lady who supposedly took out her fake tits a while back but still has knockers roughly the size and density of a pair of really round watermelons. Her husband will probably be far happier once he accepts his totally totally [...]
But Will Princess Tiamii Be Stripped of Her Title?
We didn't report on this yesterday because we were so devastated, but after a full 24 hours of masticating and digesting this hideous news, we're ready to open up and let our hurt be known. Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting. We thought these two were really going to make it. After all, their [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Liev Schreiber, Lily Allen, music, Naomi Watts, Rihanna, Shenae Grimes
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Katie Price's Boobs Ruined Her Bowels
Sex symbols! They'll do anything to titillate in the press. They talk about their vibrators, their lingerie collection, their lesbian affairs with Russian strippers, their vaginas being like exalted tombs, and that one time they go so super constipated after having their third boob job that they couldn't crap for a week and when they [...]
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, Jordan, plastic surgery rumors
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Titface, Meet Dickhead
Welcome to Crazy British Ladies Walking Around Looking Charming Friday! They may have been on separate continents, but Katie "Jordan" Price and Amy "WTF is that" Winehouse both demonstrated that certain intangible grace that only English women possess. First, Jordan was spotted, much like a yeti or a shooting star with fake tits, on [...]
Jordan Must Be Hilarious, Because Her Nipples Are In Stitches
Here's Jordan/Katie Price/Frankentits/whatever at a book signing. Not only is she debuting her new tome, but she's debuting the new breast implants she got for her husband as a Christmas gift. And what sexy lady story would be complete without a solid nip slip or two? If you dare, click "next" where you will be [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Dog Crap Is the Greatest Aphrodesiac
ï Pam Anderson and hubby to have reality show. Also, Pam Anderson and hubby to engage in possible oral sex next to pooping dog. (Dlisted)
ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)
ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)
ï Furthermore, she's [...]
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Also tagged celebs in bikinis, Hayden Panettiere, James Blunt, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Rick Salomon, Tara Reid, television, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
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CNW Junk Drawer: Biel 'Brella Bashes Like Britney
ï Now that it's raining more than ever/know that Biel still hates the paparazzi/You can get beat by her umba-rella/You get beat by her umba-rella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay. (Egotastic!)
ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)
ï Katie "Jordan" [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Christina Ricci, Dina Lohan, drugs, Heidi Klum, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Jordan, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Seal, see-through shots, television
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