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CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone
ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]
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Where's Your B.U.M. Equipment Shirt, Katie?
Here we see lovely actress/Tom Cruise odalisque Katie Holmes looking remarkably like her husband's Top Gun character with a jaunty short haircut and shades. Another relic from 1986: the cuffs on Katie's oversized baggies. Which started a heated debate in the CelebNewsWire offices. One of us says that this style is called "tight-rolling", while another [...]
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Katie Holmes Goes to Camp
When we last left Katie Holmes, she was entertaining the idea of possibly taking a short jaunt to New York City to star in a Broadway play for a change of scenery. That obviously went over really well with husband Tom Cruise, because he sent her away for a nice spa weekend. A nice spa [...]
Katie Holmes Attempts to Break Free of Cruisean Shackles
It's been nigh on a fortnight since we've heard any news about the bangs-sporting, marathon-faking, lift-wearing entity known as TomKat. It seems that the formerly ubiquitous gossip stories about Katie Holmes crying and staring forlornly out of tower windows, Rapunzel-style, have been overtaken by ones about Heidi Montag's favorite brand of mustard, so we're delighted [...]
Katie Holmes Thinks Victoria Beckham Is Trashy, Orange
In the world of celebrity BBFs, there must occasionally be causalities. Where once we had the undying mutual admiration of Paris and Nicole or Kid and Play, we now have nothing. No shining beacons to teach us how to love platonically. It is a sad, sad world that cannot sustain such friendships, but it's an [...]
Just How Much Frozen Hubbard Sperm Is the Celebrity Center Hoarding?
Break out your Swarovski-studded celebratory e-meters and get ready to party like it's Xenu's last stand, cause Katie Holmes is baking up super baby overlord number 2! Whooooo! The Sydney Morning Herald reports:
Katie Holmes has fuelled rumours she is pregnant by buying a "Big Sister" t-shirt for daughter Suri.
The Batman Begins star visited Los Angeles [...]
Tom Cruise's New Strategy: Deprive Katie of Flavor
Why does Katie Holmes look so dour all the time? Is she sick of her husband always cackling in her ear and mumbling about KSW? Did she find out what KSW means and is now afraid she'll be assassinated? Do her ankle restraints pinch her skin? Nope, she's just really hungry. An insider told the [...]
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More Tom Cruise Xenu Videos: Now Even Wilder; Woolier
Our Tom Cruise Scientological Claptrap Video story has proven to be the most popular of 2008 Q1 (said vid has been removed from YouTube, but you can still watch it at Gawker), so we felt it was only right and natural to bring you the other sections of the bone-chillingly riveting ceremony. LISTEN with rapture [...]
Shocking New Book Alleges Tom Cruise Is Wacky Cult Leader
So you know all those things you've heard about Tom Cruise being a crazy loony mental patient who does nothing all day but mutter under his breath "I love L. Ron. L. Ron is God" and stare at the author's photo on the back of Dianetics? Someone said, "What the hell, I can sell that" [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
ï Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!)
ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. [...]
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