Tag Archives: Kathy Hilton
Jail Made Paris Rashy
Paris Hilton is such a sensitive, wilting little flower that she couldn't stand the harsh conditions in jail, like those horrible, horrible bed linens you always hear stories about. They're polyester blend! The prison laundry doesn't even use fabric softener! We hear Paris's people are planning a horror film about it as we speak. People [...]
Paris's Parents' Sex Tape Pride
You thought it was odd when your parents said they were so proud of you after you rode the school bus by yourself. You thought it was stranger yet when they proclaimed their pride after you fouled up your lines in your church's Christmas pageant and said, "Unto you a child is burned!" But Paris [...]
Too Bad Kathy Didn't Say Filming The Simple Life Will Cause Premature Balding
Paris Hilton has revealed that she, like, cries when she hears herself sing. At least her own voice doesn't give her the urge to administer knob jobs, or else a night out at a club would leave her looking like Edward James Olmos.
Paris Hilton: Like Mother, Like Daughter
When our sweet lord Jesus returns to Earth and the heathens are cast into a boiling lake of habanero-infused diarrhea while awesome people like us rise into a kitten and bunny-filled heaven where we will start a band with Keith Moon's corpse, there will be an epic in the battle of the creepily MILFy stage [...]
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