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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Katherine Heigl Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>Katherine Heigl Kills the Adoption Trend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One thing we&#8217;ve learned from this gossip game is that people really, REALLY hate Katherine Heigl. She kind of deserves it, since she usually sounds like an ungrateful brat who wanted the white pony, goddammit Daddy, not the chestnut one. So we&#8217;re guessing that not too many people care that she&#8217;s about to be a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/katherine-heigl-smoking.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20433" title="katherine-heigl-smoking" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/katherine-heigl-smoking-170x200.jpg" alt="katherine-heigl-smoking" width="170" height="200" /></a>One thing we&#8217;ve learned from this gossip game is that people really, REALLY hate <strong>Katherine Heigl</strong>. She kind of deserves it, since she usually sounds like an ungrateful brat who wanted the white pony, goddammit Daddy, not the chestnut one. So we&#8217;re guessing that not too many people care that she&#8217;s about to be a mommy. <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/09/exclusive-katherine-heigl-adopting-baby-week">Radar</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby this week, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.</p>
<p>The baby is from Korea. Her full name is Nayleigh and her nickname will be Leigh, RadarOnline.com learned. The baby is approximately 10 months old.</p>
<p>“She is thrilled,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “She and Josh are so happy.”</p></blockquote>
<p>This is the woman who said she didn&#8217;t deserve an Emmy nomination because the <em>Grey&#8217;s Anatomy</em> writers didn&#8217;t write anything good for her that year. We can just imagine a Mother&#8217;s Day in a few years where Katherine fails to rake in a &#8220;World&#8217;s Greatest Mom&#8221; coffee mug and explains, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t really deserve it anyway. My damn kid&#8217;s giving me nothing to work with here, she&#8217;s so self-sufficient. I should&#8217;ve picked another one who needed a little guidance and homework help.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Rogen Is Ragin&#039;, Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we noticed a headline somewhere or other asking, &#8220;Why does the internet hate Katherine Heigl?&#8221; And we thought, &#8220;Gee, I dunno, could it be because she talks shit on every project she&#8217;s involved in and thinks the material is insulting and beneath her?&#8221; That might be it. But it&#8217;s not just the internet that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/seth-rogen-katherine-heigl-knocked-up.jpg"><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/seth-rogen-katherine-heigl-knocked-up-thumb.jpg" alt="seth-rogen-katherine-heigl-knocked-up.jpg" width="306" height="200" /></a>Yesterday we noticed a headline somewhere or other asking, &#8220;Why does the internet hate Katherine Heigl?&#8221; And we thought, &#8220;Gee, I dunno, could it be because she talks shit on every project she&#8217;s involved in and thinks the material is insulting and beneath her?&#8221; That might be it. But it&#8217;s not just the internet that hates her. Seth Rogen does too. He finally responded to remarks Katherine made a while back calling <em>Knocked Up</em>, a.k.a. the movie that made her a star, sexist. Says <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/seth-rogen-katherine-heigl-is-hypocritical-for-knocking-knocked-up-2009307" target=" blank"><em>Us Weekly</em></a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Rogen says he doesn&#8217;t see how Heigl&#8217;s new comedy, The Ugly Truth, makes women look even better.</p>
<p>&#8220;That [movie] looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way,&#8221; he quipped on Howard Stern&#8217;s SIRIUS XM radio show on Thursday.</p>
<p>[<em>Knocked Up</em> director Judd] Apatow figured Heigl was &#8220;probably was doing six hours of interviews and kissing everyone&#8217;s ass, and then just got tired and slipped a little bit&#8221; when she made the remarks to Vanity Fair.</p>
<p>Regardless, Rogen said, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t slip and I was doing fucking interviews all day too &#8230; I didnít say shit!&#8221;</p>
<p>Even more baffling, said Apatow, &#8220;We never had a &#8216;fight&#8217;&#8221; with Heigl while filming. &#8220;Seth always says, it doesn&#8217;t make any sense [because] she improvised half her shit,&#8221; Apatow said, adding that she &#8220;could not have been cooler.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rogen said he doesn&#8217;t feel bad since Heigl seems to run her mouth and most people, including Grey&#8217;s Anatomy staff.</p>
<p>&#8220;I gotta say it&#8217;s not like we&#8217;re the only people she said some bat shit crazy things about,&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;s kind of her bag now.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>We&#8217;ve been pretty much over Seth Rogen for a while now, as his new skinniness just freaks us out, but calling out Katherine Heigl for pretty much declaring herself the supreme queen of Hollywood is awesome. If only he could have fit in a jab about her smoking habit or mispronounced her name.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: It&#039;s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  This year&#x27;s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl is Leonardo DiCaprio concubine Bar Rafaeli. Or, as the cover states, &#34;Refaeli&#34;. It&#x27;s hard to care when her labes are almost hanging out. (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin)
&#239;  Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/bar_refaeli_si_swimsuit_issue.jpg"><img alt="bar_refaeli_si_swimsuit_issue.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/bar_refaeli_si_swimsuit_issue-thumb.jpg" width="143" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  This year&#x27;s <em>Sports Illustrated</em> swimsuit issue cover girl is Leonardo DiCaprio concubine <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/bar_rafaeli/" target="_blank">Bar Rafaeli</a>. Or, as the cover states, &quot;Refaeli&quot;. It&#x27;s hard to care when her labes are almost hanging out. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/02/10/ss-2009-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk the h8rs. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/02/10/jessica-simpsons-short-short-concert-pics-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Halle Berry is going to shave her head for a movie role. We&#x27;re sure she&#x27;ll look as ugly as usual. (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0676281/" target="_blank">IMDb</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/michael_douglas/" target="_blank">Michael Douglas</a>&#x27;s son Cameron stops paying rent, then leaves his place coated in needles and blackened spoons. Because he&#x27;s Michael Douglas&#x27;s son, and he&#x27;s ruggedly handsome and above the law and impervious to bullets. He does what the fuck he wants. (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/02/cameron-douglas-is-living-the-dream.html" target="_blank">ILYITW</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Today is Jennifer Aniston&#x27;s 40th birthday, and ex-boyfriend John Mayer wrote her a song. It goes, &quot;Lordy lordy! Jen is forty! So many candles blazin&#x27;. Lordy, Lordy! Jen&#x27;s forty! Her vadge looks like a craisin.&quot; (<a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/02/10/john-mayer-has-a-special-gift-for-jennifer-anistons-40th-birthday" target="_blank">I&#x27;m Not Obsessed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are reportedly dating in secret. That&#x27;s cool, they have a lot in common. Like injecting stuff into their faces. And wearing scarves. (<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/02/11/mickey_rourke_dating_courtney_love.php" target="_blank">Socialite Life</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Katherine Heigl and T. R. Knight are leaving the cast of <em>Grey&#x27;s Anatomy</em>. Which should leave them with a lot of free time to do their favorite hobbies: smoking things. Cigarettes and men&#x27;s wieners, respectively. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/02/katherine-heigl-and-tr-knight-are-leaving-greys-anatomy/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Mischa Barton. Lookin&#x27; gooooooood. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/02/mischa-barton-looks-different-2/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kate Hudson is once again letting the Butterscotch Stallion nibble her sugar cubes with his velvety muzzle. (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/02/kate-hudson-back-to-riding-the-butterscotch-stallion/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Don&#x27;t be a douche-ku. Ogle Eliza Dushku in <em>Maxim</em>. (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/eliza-dushku-maxim-magazine-march-2009/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
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		<title>Katherine Heigl Gets Her Comeuppance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Remember when Katherine Heigl said, &#34;Grey&#x27;s Anatomy&#x27;s writers suck. I could create better dialog by mashing up my grandma&#x27;s prune farts and a squealing coyote&#34; or something of the sort? Yeah, maybe that wasn&#x27;t such a good move, career-wise. Us Weekly reports:
Katherine Heigl could be killed off Grey&#x27;s Anatomy next season, a well-placed source tells [...]]]></description>
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Remember when Katherine Heigl said, &quot;<em>Grey&#x27;s Anatomy</em>&#x27;s writers suck. I could create better dialog by mashing up my grandma&#x27;s prune farts and a squealing coyote&quot; or <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/katherine_heigl_withdraws_emmy_bad_writi.html" target=" blank">something of the sort</a>? Yeah, maybe that wasn&#x27;t such a good move, career-wise. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/katherine-heigls-greys-anatomy-character-could-be-killed-off" target=" blank"><em>Us Weekly</em></a> reports:<br />
<blockquote>Katherine Heigl could be killed off Grey&#x27;s Anatomy next season, a well-placed source tells Us Weekly in its latest issue.</p>
<p>The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn&iacute;t feel she was &igrave;given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.&icirc;</p>
<p>In response to Heigl&iacute;s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.</p>
<p>&igrave;[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,&icirc; the source tells Us. &igrave;It&iacute;s their way of screwing with her. She won&iacute;t know whether she&iacute;s going to live or die.&icirc;</p>
<p>Still, there&iacute;s good news for fans sad to see Izzie suffer: newly single Jeffrey Dean Morgan will reprise his role as hunky patient Denny Duquette, whom Izzie will see in visions brought on by the tumor.</p>
<p>And a second source thinks the story arc, ironically, may not be a bad thing for Heigl: &igrave;If her character does get a brain tumor, she&iacute;ll probably get an Emmy!&icirc;</p>
<p>A rep for ABC tells Us, &igrave;We can confirm that [Morgan] will be back, but we are not releasing any further details.&icirc;</p>
<p>At Wednesday&#x27;s Television Critics Association&iacute;s annual fall preview, ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson insisted Heigl is &quot;absolutely staying with the show. There&#x27;s an unbelievable storyline this season.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> You know, maybe that source is right. Giving her character a brain tumor isn&#x27;t really a great way to punish Katherine. If the writers really wanted to screw with her, they&#x27;d put her in a really long coma so that she still had to show to work every day but couldn&#x27;t move a muscle or utter a word. That would show her.<br />
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. &#34;Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards,&#34; Heidi says. &#34;That&#x27;s what the poor people with zits are called, right?&#34; (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/heidi-montag-pink-bikini.jpg"><img alt="heidi-montag-pink-bikini.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/heidi-montag-pink-bikini-thumb.jpg" width="222" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. &quot;Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards,&quot; Heidi says. &quot;That&#x27;s what the poor people with zits are called, right?&quot; (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2008/07/01/heidi-montag-jesus/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term down<em>blouse</em>? What an antiquated word. We don&#x27;t say &quot;upcrinoline&quot;. Though &quot;crack above slacks&quot; has a nice ring to it. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/katherine-heigl/katherine-heigl-gives-us-a-peek-003739" target="_blank">Egotastic!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Anne Hathaway does not heed the rap world&#x27;s advice to &quot;stop snitchin&#x27;&quot;; snitches. (<a href="http://www.flisted.com/33763/anne-hathaway-doesnt-get-angry-she-gets-even/" target="_blank">Flisted</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Cameron Diaz is beginning to look a bit Wildensteinian. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/06/cameron-diazs-n.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Eva Longoria gets plugged. Fireplugged, that is! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/06/eva-longoria-wants-moar/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Pharrell thinks tattoos and skin are like wallpaper. (<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Pharrell+Williams-21610.html" target="_blank">FemaleFirst</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Lindsay Lohan and chick chum Samantha Ronson get cutesy together. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=12547" target="_blank">CelebWarship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Zooey Deschanel is everyone&#x27;s favorite. You there. Go. Look upon her in a swimsuit. (<a href="http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/3257" target="_blank">Don&#x27;t Link This</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Bridget the Midget&#x27;s nip slip proves that not ALL of her is tiny. (<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/bridget-the-midget-nip-slip/40746" target="_blank">Taxi Driver</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Amy Winehouse hit a fan (and it felt like a kiss). (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/06/wired-music-glastonbury-wrap-up/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Eddie Murphy wants to retire from movies. Well, see ya. (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/eddie-murphy-to-retire-from-movies/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
&#239;  Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
&#239; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/nicole_richie_flannel_barf.jpg"><img alt="nicole_richie_flannel_barf.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/nicole_richie_flannel_barf-thumb.jpg" width="266" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/marykate_olsen/" target="_blank">Mary-Kate Olsen</a>, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/06/mary-kate-olsen-had-a-flannel-party/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2008/06/24/britney-spears-sex-tape-photos/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (<a href="http://www.hollywire.com/fergie/mario-lopezs-first-kiss-was-with-fergie/" target="_blank">Hollywire</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/36998/heather-locklear-checks-in/" target="_blank">Faded Youth</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin&#x27; loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=12359" target="_blank">CelebWarship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/hugh_hefner/" target="_blank">Hugh Hefner</a> banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (<a href="http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/06/23/hugh-hefner-family-foursome/" target="_blank">Celebridiot</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/26734" target="_blank">D-listed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/06/pamela-anderson.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Anne Hathway&#x27;s now-<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/anne_hathaway_raffaello_follieri_break_u.html" target="_blank">ex boyfriend</a> just got popped for posing as the Vatican&#x27;s financial officer.  Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/anne-hathaway-got-out-just-in-time/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Katherine Heigl ditches the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/katherine_heigl_bikini_beach_husband.html" target="_blank">Huggabunch bikini</a> in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/06/23/katherine-heigl-is-still-in-a-bikini-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
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		<title>Katherine Heigl Stops Bitching and Gets Beaching</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is Katherine Heigl wearing a magenta lam&#200; bikini on the beach? Top five possibilities:
5. Grey&#x27;s writers have an oddly festive way of tar and feathering
4. Her husband has a fetish for holiday edition Hershey&#x27;s Kiss wrappers
3. Borrowed it from a HuggaBunch doll
2. Sparkly fabric deflects attention from near-constant bellyaching
1. Massive fire sale at American [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_1.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_1-thumb.jpg" width="136" height="200" /></a>Why is Katherine Heigl wearing a magenta lam&Egrave; bikini on the beach? Top five possibilities:</p>
<p>5. <em>Grey</em>&#x27;s writers have an oddly festive way of tar and feathering<br />
4. Her husband has a fetish for holiday edition Hershey&#x27;s Kiss wrappers<br />
3. Borrowed it from a <a href="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j219/mayemerald1979/HuggaBunch.jpg" target="_blank">HuggaBunch doll</a><br />
2. Sparkly fabric deflects attention from <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/katherine_heigl_withdraws_emmy_bad_writi.html" target="_blank">near-constant bellyaching</a><br />
1. Massive fire sale at American Apparel warehouse</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_2.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_2.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_2-thumb.jpg" width="137" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_3.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_3.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_3-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_4.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_4.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_4-thumb.jpg" width="127" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_5.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_5.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_5-thumb.jpg" width="146" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_6.jpg"><img alt="katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_6.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/katherine-heigl_pink_bikini_6-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>
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<p>Dig into Katie&#x27;s GREAT Anatomy&#8211;she&#x27;s naked at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Heigl Blames Writers for Craptastic Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We don&#x27;t profess to know much about the cast of Grey&#x27;s Anatomy aside from the fact that Ellen Pompeo has been rocking the Meg Ryan frozen face look lately, one of the dudes is McCreamy or whatever, and Sandra Oh&#x27;s face looks adorably like a dolphin&#x27;s. So it comes as a bit of a surprise [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Katherine_Heigl_butt_Picking.jpg"><img alt="Katherine_Heigl_butt_Picking.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/Katherine_Heigl_butt_Picking-thumb.jpg" width="147" height="200" /></a>We don&#x27;t profess to know much about the cast of <em>Grey&#x27;s Anatomy</em> aside from the fact that Ellen Pompeo has been rocking the Meg Ryan frozen face look lately, one of the dudes is McCreamy or whatever, and Sandra Oh&#x27;s face looks adorably like a dolphin&#x27;s. So it comes as a bit of a surprise to find out that Katherine Heigl, she of the pretty blonde hair and delightful romantic comedies, has apparently replaced Star Jones as America&#x27;s most despised celebrity. We weren&#x27;t sure why, until we read today that she had withdrawn her name for Emmy consideration and issued this <a href="http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/2008/06/katherine-heigl.html" target="_blank">statement</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&igrave;I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,&icirc; she tells Gold Derby. &igrave;In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p>And we&#x27;re sure that after saying how much the <em>Grey&#x27;s Anatomy</em> writers suck, next season will garner her some Emmy material. Get ready for lots of &quot;Izzy&#x27;s harrowing battle with incontinence&quot; and &quot;Izzy shares a sizzling onscreen kiss with Gary Busey&quot; subplots!<br />
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<p>Hot! Horny! Heigl! See her NUDE at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Katherine Heigl&#039;s Stunt Snatch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, dummies, that is not Katherine Heigl&#x27;s naked vagina with a baby head pushing through it in the pivotal birth scene in Knocked Up. Sorry to disappoint, but Ms. Heigl did not spread her legs wide, shove a human infant inside of her poon, position said child&#x27;s head just so, and allow a camera crew [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/heigl_knocked_up.jpg"><img alt="heigl_knocked_up.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/heigl_knocked_up-thumb.jpg" width="134" height="200" /></a>Hey, dummies, that is not Katherine Heigl&#x27;s naked vagina with a baby head pushing through it in the pivotal birth scene in <em>Knocked Up</em>. Sorry to disappoint, but Ms. Heigl did not spread her legs wide, shove a human infant inside of her poon, position said child&#x27;s head just so, and allow a camera crew to film the whole rigamarole. Despite her commitment to her craft, that might be taking it a hair too far. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/18/the-vagina-mysteries/" target="_blank">TMZ</a> blows the lid off this outrageous conspiracy and attempts to get to the bottom of the front part:</p>
<blockquote><p>We spoke with Larry of Honey&#x27;s Place (an adult novelty distributor often called the &quot;Costco of the porn industry&quot;) who believes the scene could have been created with special effects. Larry told us &quot;We have vaginas in our warehouse. (Holy moly!) Manufacturers like Doc Johnson take a real porn star and make a latex mold of the body &#8212; and they are pretty lifelike.&quot; Gee. Larry doesn&#x27;t pussyfoot around.</p>
<p>Linda Teglovic, agent/owner of Body Parts Models says it&#x27;s a tough job. &quot;I would have a hard time finding a girl to do that,&quot; adding she has never seen a request for a &quot;vagina double&quot; on any breakdowns (casting call lists) that she&#x27;s seen. But then again, anything&#x27;s possible.</p></blockquote>
<p>Aside from the fact that most nine months pregnant women we&#x27;ve known (and being sensitive sorts, we like to befriend the heavily child-laden regularly) have more on their mind than being freshly waxed bald like the vadge in the flick, we pretty much figured it was a fake from the beginning, since it looked less human than a Fleshlight. But whatever, we&#x27;re more intrigued with the idea of a porn industry Costco. Where can we get a card, because we want to push a cart laden with bargain basement double pronged dongs and a 6.5 gallon drum of Astroglide, whistling a happy tune.<br />
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<p>Miss Heigl knockers it up at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;Why Don&#039;t You Fuck Your Whole Movie?&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Lily Tomlin thinks David O. Russell is a &#34;motherfucker&#34;. David O. Russell thinks Lily Tomlin is a &#34;cunt&#34; and a &#34;bitch&#34;. They Hate Huckabees! Two awesomely NSFW clips here. If you only watch one video of a comedienne and an overrated director trading cruel barbs and throwing set dressing around this year, make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/8big_jan.jpg"><img alt="8big_jan.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/8big_jan-thumb.jpg" width="144" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Lily Tomlin thinks David O. Russell is a &quot;motherfucker&quot;. David O. Russell thinks Lily Tomlin is a &quot;cunt&quot; and a &quot;bitch&quot;. They Hate Huckabees! Two awesomely NSFW clips <a href="http://theblemish.com/2007/03/tomlin-and-russell-are-dignified/" target="_blank">here</a>. If you only watch one video of a comedienne and an overrated director trading cruel barbs and throwing set dressing around this year, make it this one.</p>
<p>&iuml;  YO, Samantuh! Ay oh, oh ay, you&#x27;re showin&#x27; some <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2663" target="_blank">cleave</a>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Vince Vaughn</a>: now 87% more bloated and stinky and <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/3373/drunken_depressed_dishelved_vince_vaughn_disturbs_diners/" target="_blank">crazy</a>!</p>
<p>&iuml;  Shanna and Travis. <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/03/20/look_what_washed_up.php" target="_blank">Reuinted</a> and it feels so good. Together again, naturally. Baby, just one more try. And so forth and so on.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Tara Reid eschews bra, trots out those <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/03/tara-reid-left-her-bra-at-home.html" target="_blank">Frankenteats</a> yet again.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Leonardo DiCaprio</a> held <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-03-20/#celeb8" target="_blank">peace talks</a> with Israel&#x27;s Vice Premier. Because if anyone can stop the fighting with Palestine, it&#x27;s the homeless kid from <em>Growing Pains</em>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris and Jenna Jameson <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-and-jenna-jameson-together-at-last-002292" target="_blank">compare</a> Fraggle weaves; vaginal chancres. </p>
<p>&iuml;  We once <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_madonna_and_child.html" target="_blank">made fun</a> of Rose McGowan&#x27;s strange new face. As it turns out, she almost <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/rose_mcgowan_almost_lost_her_e.php" target="_blank">lost her eye</a> in an accident.  Yarrr!</p>
<p>&iuml;  The secret diaries of Anna Nicole are <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Anna+Nicole+Smith%3C+P%3E%3CP%3E-14576.html" target="_blank">up for auction</a>. &quot;Deer diery. today i waked up and i eated some pasghetti. then i layd down on my can a pee bed and take a nap. then it was time for diner then i had sex with some gies. xoxox&quot;</p>
<p>&iuml;  Heigl kinda sounds like <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=35069" target="_blank">heinie</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Salma Hayek sports the <em>Ugly Betty</em>/<em>Love Story</em> hybrid <a href="http://icydk.com/2007/03/20/salma-hayekin-a-lot-of-blue/" target="_blank">maternity look</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml; The Dunst just <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/03/19/kirsten-dunst-will-take-your-breath-away/" target="_blank">Razorlights</a> up a room, doesn&#x27;t she?</p>
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