Tag Archives: Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl Kills the Adoption Trend
One thing we’ve learned from this gossip game is that people really, REALLY hate Katherine Heigl. She kind of deserves it, since she usually sounds like an ungrateful brat who wanted the white pony, goddammit Daddy, not the chestnut one. So we’re guessing that not too many people care that she’s about to be a [...]
Rogen Is Ragin', Part 2
Yesterday we noticed a headline somewhere or other asking, “Why does the internet hate Katherine Heigl?” And we thought, “Gee, I dunno, could it be because she talks shit on every project she’s involved in and thinks the material is insulting and beneath her?” That might be it. But it’s not just the internet that [...]
Katherine Heigl Gets Her Comeuppance
Remember when Katherine Heigl said, "Grey's Anatomy's writers suck. I could create better dialog by mashing up my grandma's prune farts and a squealing coyote" or something of the sort? Yeah, maybe that wasn't such a good move, career-wise. Us Weekly reports:
Katherine Heigl could be killed off Grey's Anatomy next season, a well-placed source tells [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Katherine Heigl Stops Bitching and Gets Beaching
Why is Katherine Heigl wearing a magenta lamÈ bikini on the beach? Top five possibilities:
5. Grey's writers have an oddly festive way of tar and feathering
4. Her husband has a fetish for holiday edition Hershey's Kiss wrappers
3. Borrowed it from a HuggaBunch doll
2. Sparkly fabric deflects attention from near-constant bellyaching
1. Massive fire sale at American [...]
Heigl Blames Writers for Craptastic Season
We don't profess to know much about the cast of Grey's Anatomy aside from the fact that Ellen Pompeo has been rocking the Meg Ryan frozen face look lately, one of the dudes is McCreamy or whatever, and Sandra Oh's face looks adorably like a dolphin's. So it comes as a bit of a surprise [...]
Katherine Heigl's Stunt Snatch
Hey, dummies, that is not Katherine Heigl's naked vagina with a baby head pushing through it in the pivotal birth scene in Knocked Up. Sorry to disappoint, but Ms. Heigl did not spread her legs wide, shove a human infant inside of her poon, position said child's head just so, and allow a camera crew [...]