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CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:51:53 +0000

American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
Katharin McPhee Bikini
Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is rumored to be brain dead. Just another reason strapping sticks to your feet and sliding down an icy mountain is a preposterous notion. Dang, but this is sad. (Celeb Warship)
Tiny Smurfling Christina Ricci is engaged to freaky beanpole Owen Benjamin. Their children will be . . . average? (Pop on the Pop)
And apparently, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are engaged. We . . . have . . . nothing to say about that? (Yeeeah!)
Furthermore, crack baby Bijou Phillips is engaged to long-term boyfriend Danny Masterson. Because who wouldn’t want to marry a girl you can call “Beej”? (Daily Stab)
Charlize Theron uses her hand as a brassiere. Good job! Now use ‘em as a jockstrap, baby. (Cityrag)
Kate Moss’s gigundo nipple muscles its way into a photo shoot. Because it is an autonomous being, with its own brain, emotions, and soul. (Drunken Stepfather)
Porn star Sasha Grey celebrates her 21rst birthday. With Billy Corgan. The world is a vampire. (PopPorn)
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photo shoot. If they got married, she could be Kim Kardashian Bush. Hahahaha. (Anything Hollywood)

Hot Legs, Charlize is Wearin' Me Out

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:59:38 +0000

A flame-painted PT Cruiser pulls up to the curb. The door opens. Out pops four pump-shod women, one of whom has just been given the trampy makeover of her life by the other three. They wreak havoc on the denizens of a diner as three men–two bearded and one just named "Beard"–apparate, chuckling and throwing gold-plated keychains around. The made over woman is Charlize Theron. She's got legs. And she knows how to use them.

According to a brand new poll of In Touch Weekly readers, the following starlets have the most swoonworthy legs in all of celebritytown:

1. Charlize Theron
2. Gisele Bundchen
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Vanessa Minnillo
5. Stacy Keibler
6. Halle Berry
7. Carrie Underwood
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Katherine McPhee
10. Eva Longoria

The gossip rags surprise us sometimes. We usually turn to In Touch for our weekly dose of pictures of stars turned a certain way so that the straining flesh somewhat resembles cellulite, and to learn if Rachel Bilson prefers pumpkin or cinnamon scented body wash. With all the recent focus on famous, shorn beavs, it's rather refreshing to see a list of dames with great pegs. Whassa matta, mug, ya don't dig glommin' on a moll's stems? Well, 23 skiddoo, pally boy, before we stuff a roscoe in your maw and squirt metal, see?

Dig on the rest of Charlize's fantastic figure at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Giant Jugs and Jail Time

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:23:48 +0000

ï The highly downloadable Cindy Margolis will be posing for Playboy. She's the spokeswoman for the National Infertility Association. God, that makes us feel horny.

ï Paris Hilton: attacked by evil flying car!

ï American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee almost McPhlashed some McPhurburger on national TV last night. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you pesky panties!

ï Jordan shows us what she’s famous for. And we ain’t talkin’ acting chops, writing style, or mellifluous singing voice. NSFW, natch.

ï More Gong for your dong! Asian skinsation Gong Li gives us a reason to see the upcoming Miami Vice movie.

ï When presented with the choice of doing time in the pen or being nurturing and contributing kindly to society via a little community service, Michelle Rodriguez said “fuck that” and picked jail. Because she’s an asswipe. An asswipe who loooooves incarcerated poontang.

ï Ashlee Simpson says that she’s taller than sister Jessica and her legs are longer, although her jugs aren’t as udderly colossal. It’s a draw.

ï Kevin Costner settles with the woman who accuses him of stroking his weiner in front of her. He is not Untouchable after all.