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Kate Winslet To Stop Getting Nude. Eventually.
There's a misconception in America that the English are more civilized than us, more cultured. But have you ever listened to their actresses talk? Keira Knightley can't get through a sentence without saying "fucking tits" at least once. And now Kate Winslet is going on about her undies getting stuck up her ass. That sounds [...]
Kate Winslet Ain't Workin' No Merkin
We don't talk about Kate Winslet too often on these pages. Basically, because she's not a numbskull. She does good work, she gets awards, and then she stays at home with her family. Not much to write home about. But for all the lack of nip slips and late night puking and fivesomes in her [...]
Kate Winslet to Cover ItóVows No More Nudity
Yesterday was a big day for oft-nude actress Kate Winslet: Mr Skin awarded her with his prestigious Lifetime Skinchievement Award, and with good reason. Kate's been naked in no less than ten films. That's a lot of bared flesh. But today we must bring you sad news. Knowing that she has now achieved the highest [...]
Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards Winners Announced
You're probably thinking to yourself, "The Oscars are nice and all, if you like sparkly dresses and long speeches and Angelina Jolie's 'I just lost, I'm gonna kill that bitch' face. But there just aren't enough boobies for my distinguished tastes. And you have to wait so long to find out who won. Why don't [...]
If You Wanna Make It With Kate Winslet, It's Gonna Cost You
When we were children, we had to walk to school uphill 10 miles in January with no shoes. And we had to churn our own butter. Also, we had to make our own condoms out of maple leaves and twine. Kate Winslet, too, knows the rough touch of hard times on a young person's life, [...]
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Kate Winslet's Husband Gives Leo All-Access Pass
It's a certain, special type of guy who's man enough to direct his wife getting dry-humped by model-porking overgrown baby Leonardo DiCaprio. And it takes and even more special kind of guy to direct his wife to have no-holds-barred, anything goes fake sex. Such a man is Sam Mendes, husband of double Golden Globe winner [...]
Talkin' Titties with Oprah Winfrey
That Oprah, she’s such a perv. She gets Kate Winslet on her show the day after winning two Golden Globes, and all the talk-show queen wants to talk about is titties. Sure, later in the show they probably talked about Kate’s moving performances or the difficulty of portraying a Nazi or baby puke or something [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Titanic Tush
Kate Winslet: charming English rose. Speaker-outer against over-Photoshopping. Respected thespian. Owner of a really spectacular pooper. Kate is on the cover and inside the guts of the December issue of Vanity Fair. And if there's one thing Vanity Fair likes, it's naked butts. They're the Sir Mix-A-Lot of Conde Nast! What what in the butt [...]
Kate Winslet's Slip of the Tongue Implies Cameron Slipped Her Tongue
And now for the unintentionally erotic quote of day, in which Kate Winslet tells David Letterman what she thought of her co-star in The Holiday:
Cameron Diaz could literally eat me under a table!
Hopefully the sight of Britney's vagina for the third day in a row hasn't irreversibly numbed your brain and you still have [...]