Tag Archives: Kate Moss
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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Kate Moss Viciously Attacked by Christmas Decorations
Kate Moss and boyfriend Jamie Hince have a wonderful explanation for why they're covered in cuts and bruises: it was all thanks to a "Christmas decoration accident." Thanks, guys. The next time we get caught up in a nasty domestic assault, when the cops show up we'll forgo the usual "I walked into a door" [...]
Kate Moss Gets Smashed and Snatched
Stars: they're just like us! They have thugs breaking the window of our vehicles to pop out the radio face and take our tire gauge to use as a crack pipe. Even supermodel Kate Moss isn't immune from car thieves. A friend of the model told the Mirror:
"Kate was absolutely distraught when she saw broken [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
ï God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. [...]
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Also tagged Axl Rose, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Christina Ricci, drugs, Kelly Osbourne, Mackenzie Phillips, Madonna, magazines, Matthew McConaughey, Megan Fox, Mia Tyler, Tara Reid
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CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Also tagged Balthazar Getty, Benicio Del Toro, Catherine Keener, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Joanna Krupa, Kim Kardashian, Morgan Freeman, Shia LaBeouf, Sienna Miller, Tony Romo
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Jerry Springer Gives Final Thought to Kate Moss
When stars have serious problems, they usually seek out advice and a sympathetic ear from a respected professional. Britney Spears sees top psychiatrists in Los Angeles, several B-listers seek out the help of Dr. Drew, Mike Myers bros down with Deepak Chopra. And when it comes to venting about her best friend Rhys Ifans getting [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)
ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
ï Madonna claims that her marriage [...]
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Also tagged camel toe, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity websites, Jamie Lynn Spears, Madonna, magazines, Pamela Anderson, RenÈe Zellweger, Sophie Monk
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregalicious
ï Her bump. Her bump her bump her bump. Her lovely baby bump. Check it out. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz says he one attempted suicide with a bottle of Ativan and some Jeff Buckley. Hell, Pete, if it's uncontrollable vomiting you're after, try listening to your own music. BURN! (Celebitchy)
ï Scary celebrity faces. [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, books, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Fergie, Gary Busey, Jennifer Aniston, magazines, models, Pete Wentz
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