Kate Moss

KATE Moss had a bust-up with rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince after she was grabbed by a man in a banana hammock thong at Simon Cowell’s $1.6 million 50th birthday bash. The supermodel, who was partying hard at the champagne-soaked party near London on Saturday, was tackled by a burlesque performer flown in from New York’s The Box. A spy reports, “The man was singing Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ and stripped down to a thong. He waded into the crowd and grabbed Kate, picked her up and started twirling her around. But as soon as he put her down, Jamie stormed over and began shouting at her.”

Maybe this bethonged man wasn’t looking to make the morning papers by playing helicopter with a famous supermodel. Maybe he just missed his trip to the gym that day and was looking for the closest thing approximating his favorite 80-pound dumbells.

But about that first part? Where Kate Moss is versatile because she can go nude? You can see that after the cut, along with some nudity from Eva Mendes and Pam Anderson. So follow us to the titties, oh faithful sheep.

These pics may be old, but you know what? You don’t care. It’s Eva Mendes topless. And Kate Moss topless. And Pam Anderson topless. So you don’t give a shit if these pics come from a new photo book by Sante D’Orazio called Barely Private like Nudography conjectures or if they’re from the private collection of Roman Polanski.

Kate Moss insists on keeping 100 cigarettes nearby at all times. The model loves smoking so much she reportedly makes her personal assistant leave a packet of her favourite Marlboro Lights on every table in her home before she goes to bed.

A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "Kate has five coffee tables spread between her living room, kitchen, office and bedroom so that's a lot of cigarettes. She also has a special tennis ball with holes for cigarettes to stick out from so visitors can relax with a smoke."

Cripes, she's like a Mormon hoarding food. In the event of the apocalypse, jonesing people will line up in front of Kate's house and she will benevolently dole out Reds to the needy like they were the body of Christ himself. Sure, everyone will starve to death, but they'll do so in flavor country.

Kate Moss is launching her own cookbook.

The British supermodel has been cooking up a storm in the kitchen recently after treating boyfriend Jamie Hince – frontman of rock group The Kills – to a series of delicious dishes.

A source said told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "She's buzzing about the idea of being the first supermodel to release a cookbook.

"Her friend Davinia Taylor has helping her and Kate is always on the phone to her pals for tips."

The 35-year-old beauty has been inspired by Stasha Palos – the step-daughter of Kate's friend, billionaire businessman Sir Philip Green – who has drafted a simple guide to cooking traditional Jewish meals.

The source explained: "Kate recently cooked Jamie a Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. It's all she's been talking about."

The beauty has been trying her hand at a number of tasty treats from chicken noodle soup to honey cakes and is thrilled with how easy she finds it.

The source added: "Stasha is due to release her book this year and Kate has been testing out the recipes. She says they are so easy-to-follow."

We were lucky enough to get a preview of Kate's cookbook and can share with you one of her sure-to-be-classic recipes.

Supermodel Soup

12 oz. premium vodka (Grey Goose preferred)
4 cans Red Bull
2 lines cocaine (It is very important that this is pure. Make sure you have a dealer you can trust, like my Antonio. He never cuts that shit.)
1 pack ciggies (different brands will impart different flavors, so play around and find what you like)

Mix vodka and Red Bull in large soup bowl; add cocaine and stir until dissolved. Crumble ciggies into bowl, removing outer paper and filters. Serve cold.

Kate Moss isn't pregnant – she just has bigger breasts.

The British supermodel – who sparked baby rumours when she showed off a slightly rounded stomach in London at the weekend – insists she has gained some weight "in the right place".

She said: "I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?'

"And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.' Isn't that weird?"

The formerly gaunt star – who is launching a range of underwear for British high street Topshop – says she can now "fill a B-cup" and is wearing bras for the first time.She adds: "I've just started wearing bras. It's a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I've just grown breasts."

Kate loves her body, but is concerned her Kills rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince might not be happy with her new curves.

The 35-year-old beauty added to New York magazine: "My boyfriend might not like them. I'm a bit worried."

If Kate's boyfriend doesn't like boobs, we think she's got a much bigger problem on her hands than a few extra pounds. In our experience ALL men like boobs, even, and sometimes especially, the gay ones. Our best guess then is that Jamie Hince is actually a highly evolved animal able of taking human form. Probably some sort of marsupial, from the looks of him.