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Kate Moss Gets Tossed (by Man in Butt Floss)
Kate Moss is a very versatile model/celebrity/champion smoker and snorter of various substances. First of all, she can wear clothes. And she does it pretty well, looks hot and young and trendy. But beyond that, she can not wear clothes. And she still looks hot and young and trendy. Plus, she’s topless. Works on many [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity breakups, Ellen Pompeo, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, models, movies, Rose McGowan
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Munch on Moss’s Mammary Mounds
Some things never get old. Your favorite flavor of ice cream. Kitten videos on YouTube. Kate Moss nude. Sure, you’ve eaten about 8,000 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra, seen kittens eating just about every food you can find at the Jewel, and spied part of Kate Moss’s naked body in nearly every magazine [...]
All the Topless Ladies, All the Topless Ladies
Apparently today is all about girlies taking their shirts off. And we know that to some of our readers every day is about girlies taking their shirts off, but these are famous girlies taking their shirts off in front of still picture cameras. And they look like they’re doing it willingly, which might be a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Karen Mulder, Katie Price, Sharon Stone, topless photos
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Kate Moss Loves Her Fags
Johnny Depp once waxed poetic on his love of cigarettes, saying, "I want to have another mouth grafted onto my face to smoke more." It seems that his ex-girlfriend, the shiny-haired, snaggle-toothed supermodel Kate Moss, feels the same way. Our own personal gossip transdermal patch, Female First, reports:
Kate Moss insists on keeping 100 cigarettes nearby [...]
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Kate Moss's Very Cokey Cooking
This is about how Kate Moss's life has gone so far: diet, diet, diet, twinge of bulimia, diet, diet, starvation diet, liquid diet, grapefruit diet. So if, now that she has proven that she can do just about anything she damn well pleases and still get paid for looking pretty, she wants to indulge in [...]
Kate Moss, Lydia Hearst, and Carmen Electra Get Naked for the Sake of Fashion. Or Boners. Maybe It's Boners.
Naked ladies here! Get your naked ladies here! Today's crop of celebrity gossip didn't bring with it much oomph in the way of titillating stories, but it did bring something even better: a hell of a lot of celebrity nudity. The great thing about the internet is that it's global. So when Carmen Electra shows [...]
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Also tagged Carmen Electra, celebrity nudity, Lydia Hearst, magazines
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CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny
American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
It's a Late-onset Puberty Miracle: Kate Moss Grows Boobs. Next up, Real Grown-up Menstruation!
You probably think that supermodel Kate Moss is always drunk. You see her stumbling around, gazing at her shoes. But if you've ever read Bill Cosby's brilliant book Fatherhood, you know what's going on: Kate has spent the past 35 years with her head tilted down just waiting, hoping, praying that finally, finally! some boobies [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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