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The Smell of 2000 Flushes = Hollywood's Aphrodisiac
A wise man named Michelle Rodriguez once said that a person's sex life is nobody else's business and that's why there are bathroom doors. Apparently, terminally perky Kate Hudson and her mono-nutted lover Lance Armstrong agree, as they fooled around in a stall at Cannes. Showbiz Spy says:
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom [...]
Kate Hudson Learns How To Live Strong
That Kate Hudson sure is a resilient sort. She's not one to let a little thing like the end of a relationship ruin her fun. No sir, there are plenty of other men around to occupy Kate's time. MSNBC reports:
Just days after the news of her split with Owen Wilson hit the headlines, Kate Hudson [...]
'Son and 'Son Split
Hollywood is a cruel mistress. She strings you along, making you believe that the world is full of sunshine and rainbows, giving us tales of unmatched joy on a weekly basis–this happy couple in engaged, these impossibly beautiful people are combining their fortunate genes to create a new, even more beautiful life. But it's all [...]
People's People Who Are Prettier Than You
Some people live by the gun and die by the gun. Not us. We live by People and die by People. We float, directionless, every week until that glossy mag appears in our mailbox and teaches us exactly how Eva Longoria safely gets her bronze glow, to relay a tender tale of how a family [...]
"It Smells Like Daddy's Concert!"
Yesterday we learned that little Ryder Russell Robinson's mommy possesses an ass that resembles two delectably stuffed throw pillows. Today we learn that his daddy smells a lot like Keith Richards. According to Page Six:
RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like. [...]
Kate Hudson's Thong: Digging for Fool's Gold
Kate Hudson is known for being the Spawn of Hawn, for having a predilection for romantic comedies, and for destroying Owen Wilson's psyche and making him take a Wustof to his wrists. Something she's not known for: secretly having a heinie this perfectly peachy. Like two stress balls squished together, that ass is. It's everything [...]
Kate Hudson Gets Her Nuggets Pumped for Fool's Gold
Like cobbler elves in the night, Photoshop gnomes sneak into Hollywood workshops and gleefully enlarge the breasts of starlets on movie posters. The latest victim of surreptitious titty-embiggening? Perky Kate Hudson, who was surprised by her voluptuous figure on the poster for the upcoming Fool's Gold. She told The Sun:
"Those aren't my breasts. They are [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."
ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]
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Kate Hudson Is Distant Cousin of Pinocchio
We've got three theories on this Kate Hudson Vogue cover. 1) The photo editor at Vogue really, really f'ing hates Kate Hudson. Maybe she recently discovered her boyfriend's hidden Kate Hudson shrine. Or maybe she belongs to a cult that believes that long-haired pre-adolescent boys will someday rise up to take over the planet and [...]
That Penny Lane Sure Is a Busy Street
We thought that Kate Hudson led a pretty busy life, what with raising her flowingly locked child and avoiding guilt over the whole Owen Wilson suicide thing. But maybe Ryder's been spending time with Dad, learning how to roll doobs or something, because Kate's had plenty of hookup time lately. Just Friday we reported on [...]