Tag Archives: Kate Gosselin
Jon & Kate Plus Cops
We never thought we’d WANT to write stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin, but they’ve gotten so damn interesting lately, what with the hair and the divorce and the Ed Hardy and the pothead-screwing and all. They keep saying that they only want what’s best for their four thousand children. And what’s best is a [...]
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Even Kendra Has More Sense Than the Gosselins
A reality show star hating another reality show star is like Hitler hating Pol Pot. But we have to admit it's pretty funny when even a lady with giant plastic buoys in her chest cavity thinks Jon and Kate are the worst. Kendra Wilkinson claims that when her baby is born, it sure as hell [...]
The Goose Shows Us Where Her Gosselins Come From
After Michael Jackson shuffled off this mortal coil, we were certain that we wouldn't hear another word about Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Octomom. We were pretty much right about the Octomom, but the Gosselins seem to be holding steady in the tabloids. Although post-MJ, the focus has shifted from Kate being a cold-hearted [...]
Be Careful What You Wish For
Yesterday we learned a very valuable lesson. For two days in a row we bitched and moaned about the boring state of celebrity gossip. "Why oh why can't something interesting happen? We're bored writing about Broderick babies and Nick Lachey's loin unlatchings." Well, aren't we assholes. We complained, then Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died. [...]
Jon Minus Kate
We have never been able to understand why people would want to turn on a television after their busy day and watch a couple with ten trillion screaming kids, but hey, what do we know about TV marketing? We're still bummed Galaxy High got canceled. But yes, after weeks of speculation, Jon and Kate Gosselin [...]
Kate Gosselin is a Bitch to the Max
Goddammit, we swore on a Bible, the Koran and Sweet Valley High #48: Slam Book Fever that would would not ever write about Jon and Kate Plus 8, and just look at us today. We audibly groaned when we made a "Kate Gosselin" category. But this video from behind the scenes of Access Hollywood was [...]