Tag Archives: Kate Bosworth
Abridged CNW Month-End Search Terms: August 2006
We've got to keep up with the Johnsons and the Smiths and the Egotastics and the Idontlikeyouinthatways, so we're introducing a new feature. At the end of each month, we'll be your bloggy Rick Dees and will count down the top five search phrases (not including "CelebNewsWire" and its variants) people use to get to [...]
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Also tagged Aaron Carter, Angelina Jolie, celebrity nudity, Kendra Wilkinson, Lindsay Lohan, Mindy Kaling, Penelope Cruz
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They Poke! They Flash! They're Celebrity Nipples!
In this entry, we use Natalie Portman and Kate Bosworth as bait and promise you that if you place your mouse over that little arrow next to the word "more", you will be rewarded with views of Natalie bearing stiff papillae mammae, and Kate flipping nip out over her top. But then you remember that [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
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Also tagged Bryce Dallas Howard, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Dave Navarro, eating disorder rumors, Janet Jackson, Jenna Fischer, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, magazines, Robin Williams, Sienna Miller, upskirt shots, Vince Vaughn
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Oscar Wardrobe Malfunction (Un)Wrap-up
All those tight bodices and heaving bosoms and sheer blousery and not a damn nipple in sight? These truly were the Gayest Oscars Ever.
Kate and Orlando and Jude and Sienna and Ted and Alice
OK, so in case you aren't able to follow what's going on with this whole foursome of mega wicked pretty Brit celebs, we're going to break it down for you all nice and easy-like. Because we care.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Sienna Miller
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Tom Trades Kates
Bearding, weeping oral sores, brainwashing at the hands of a dangerous cult . . . all this could have been yours, Kate Bosworth! You coulda been a contendah!
Dine N' Dash With Orlando Bloom
Back in January, Orlando Bloom treated his former ladyfriend Kate Bosworth to a $760 meal . . . and still hasn't paid for it. We find this story hard to believe–there is no way Kate Bosworth could rack up such a staggering restaurant bill. She only ingests iceberg lettuce in a water sauce.
Love Sabbatical For Bloom and Bosworth
On-again, off-again flames Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth are off again. For now. They've decided to take a year off from their relationship so they can give each other "time to grow". I hope Kate means that in the literal sense. Because she's real scrawny, right? Ha ha ha. "Grow". Get it? . . . [...]
"Eat Your Peas! Don't You Know There Are Starving Bosworths in Hollywood?"
Yeah, so Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom are back together again. We would have gotten this information to you sooner, but forgive us if we were unable to muster anything remotely resembling enthusiasm towards an elfin eunuch and a B-list bobblehead joining giblets again. However, after viewing the following picture, we decided that we do [...]
. . . Aaaaand Orlando Bloom Seeks Solace in Men.
We're not sure why today's gossip is so dang homoerotic, but hey, we're going with it. Bobbleheaded beauty Kate Bosworth is speaking out about her split with actor Orlando Bloom, and blaming it on the fact that he likes to spend time with men. Lots of men. All the time.