Tag Archives: Kate Bosworth
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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Kate Bosworth Sex Scene, Sponsored by Grey Goose
You might think that getting paid staggering amounts of cheese to simulate sex with an extremely comely Hollywood star would be an event that would require your full attention. You might even wish to record the event for posterity using your own camera phone, a digital tape recorder, and a personal stenographer. Not Jim Sturgess, [...]
Liv Tyler Greets Kate Bosworth with Hearty Face Sucking
After finally enabling comments yesterday, we were pretty shocked at the results. Who knew that angry Claymates read CelebNewsWire? Certainly not us. We were expecting 90% of the comments to read: "More hardcore girl-on-girl action, please," with the other 10% of respondents requesting that we lick their balls. And since we've already reached our RDA [...]
Kate Leaks Great Teat Tip
CelebNewsWire has hit upon a theme this week (some may call it a rut; we prefer to think of it as being consistent) and will now officially be changing our name to KateBosworthNewsWire. We hope this doesn't cause too much confusion, but in the case that it does, calm your tumult with pictures of nip. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Powderpants
ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]
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Kate Bosworthy of Bikini, Round Two
Just like the three-year-old who discovers he'll get attention by screaming then won't shut the hell up for three days straight, Kate Bosworth has found her allure: the bikini. Perhaps she's preparing for a sequel to Blue Crush, in which Kate and Michelle Rodriguez have to overcome almost insurmountable prejudice (pro surfers really hate skinny [...]
Kate Gains Weight, Now Bosworthy of Bikini
Kate Bosworth has put on a few much-needed pounds and looks simply smashing in her bikini. Norms like you and like us generally exercise like Little Hercules, eat nothing, and drink cayenne pepper-spiked lemonade for two weeks before venturing out in a bikini, so it's funny to think of people like Kate Bosworth and Nicole [...]
Kate Bosworth Slips Sternum. Oh, and Nip or Something.
Sigh.
We're kinda feeling like we did the other day when we had to write about Anna Nicole Smith's son's untimely death. On one hand, we need to make some funnies, because hoo-has are what we do. On the other hand,
There is obviously something unbelievably wrong with Kate Bosworth and to pretend otherwise or to make [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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