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Crotch Talk! With Your Host, Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale: pretty English rose, star of questionable vampire films, master of subtlety. She recently sat down for a cover shoot and an interview with Allure, which is a magazine about beauty products and fashion. And during the chat, Kate got into the spirit by freely offering up some real talk on her vagina, extolling [...]
Kate Beckinsale's Sexin' Tales
The celebrity mating cycle goes a little like this:
1. Two stars meet on film set
2. Stars portray star-crossed lovers; confuse "acting" for "life", begin onset romance
3. Stars leave respective partners for one another
4. Stars move in together/get engaged after two months of romance
5. Stars marry in lavish ceremony in which Andrea Bocelli and/or Kenny Chesney [...]
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Kate Boobinslip
Occasionally our gossip grand poobah FemaleFirst delivers a headline achingly beautiful in its simplicity yet conveying multitudes. Today is such a day, and "Kate Beckinsale's Interview Boob" is such a headline.
CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child
ï Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.
ï Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.
ï Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real [...]
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Kateica Beckinbiel Really Shows It Off
Just three days ago we jested over Kate Beckinsale's workout regime and desire to emulate Jessica Biel's big, juicy posterior. Today we get photographic, bikini-fied proof of Kate's own rump. And, while not reaching the near J.Lo proportions of Biel's ass, Kate does look like if you were to push her over and she landed [...]
Kateica Beckinbiel
"If I just do . . . five more . . . squats, my butt will be . . . as big as . . . Jessica Biel's. C'mon, Kate, push it . . . Push it . . . she's younger . . . than you, but you can . . . beat [...]
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Kate Boobinsquirts
Kate Beckinsale recently told Jay Leno that she once posessed the enviable skill of being able to honk her teat and shoot a steady stream of breast milk across the room. You might think that Kate is milking her late-night appearance for publicity, but we find her udderly delightful. After all, she's a perfectly delactable [...]
Beckinsale Flying Beckinsolo?
Cue up Billy Joel's "Movin' Out", because Kate Beckinsale is rumored to have done exactly that, taking her child and leaving her director husband. Because workin' too hard at a failing marriage can give a girl a heart attackackackackackack.
Underworld: Halitosis
Maybe it's just because we at CelebNewsWire are sick and perverted freaks (we're just trying to emulate our readers, after all), but when we see a headline that says, "Kate Beckinsale's Oral Paranoia" we have certain expectations, maybe even certain fantasies wherein Kate is dressed as a geisha and demurely giggles and blushes when a [...]