The actress told journalists she was craving the snack at Sir Elton Johnís Oscar after-party in LA on Sunday.

Now its makers are paying tribute to Kate, 35, with the Steak & Beckinsale flavour.

ëWeíre always on the look-out for ideas for new flavours, so when Ms Beckinsale announced her love for Pot Noodles, we just had to make one in her honour,í says Flavour Development Manager Grahame Walker.

ëSteak & Beckinsale is just like Kate ñ classically British and a tasty little number.í

See, in the States, being honored with your own flavor of Top Ramen might not seem all that desirable, but Pot Noodle is English, which means it's classy. It's probably like the equivalent of a five-course steak and lobster dinner in America. Or at least some Applebee's Chicken Parmesan Tanglers.

Underworld actress Kate Beckinsale seems to have a fairly unhealthy obsession with her own vagina. After recently comparing her nether regions to the tomb of a pharaoh, without prompting, she has now spoken about her lack of knickers at a premiere ñ and wondering if paparazzi got any prized snaps of her downstairs area.

ìIt was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldnít have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car.

ìOn the way home, I said to my husband ëDarling, I think they might have gotten it.í And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera – a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.î

Such is the power of Kate Beckinsale's baby hole. It turns men into puddles, cameras into speculums, her husband into that sarcastic bearded guy from CSI.

Kate Beckinsale's naked parts are uncovered at MrSkin.com.

"Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body."

We're not sure what kind of crazy backward thinking happens over there in the UK, but in OUR country, having a fat bottom makes you a star. Kim Kardashian, Coco-T, Vida Guerra. Here, splaying your blubbery ass cheeks as often as possible is considered a God-given talent on par with savant-level harp-playing and juggling chainsaws while riding a PogoBall. They're actually going to change our national symbol from a bald eagle to a big fat ass clad in velour Juicy sweatpants. It will look especially regal rendered in a quarter. USA! USA! USA!

Kate shows her own boobs at MrSkin.com.

"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

But she wants to make sure that only the most adept spelunkers can explore its depths, explaining:

"I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

But this all makes us wonder: What exactly is so special about Kate's womb gate? Does she spend hours upon hours grooming it, giving it honey-oatmeal-avocado facials, applying bronzer? Yeah, probably, cause she's not spending that time perfecting Ina Garten's roasted chicken.

ìIím the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you canít be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. Iíd rather he didnít order in the sex.î

In our experience, even a great cook needs to ring up Domino's every once in a while. Does Kate ever come home exhausted and say, "Honey, I don't feel like schtuping tonight; just order some take out." Is there a list of numbers on the refrigerator: Chinese, sushi, Thai, pizza, hookers?


Kate shows off a couple of her assets at MrSkin.com.

British actress Kate Beckinsale has been "driven to despair" by rumors she has undergone breast enlargement surgery.

The "Pearl Harbor" star was reported to have opted for a figure-enhancement operation in 2005, after she was photographed sporting a noticeably larger chest.

But the 34-year-old insists her breasts grew naturally when she gained weight for her role in 2005 movie "The Aviator."

And Beckinsale has now vowed not to answer any questions about the rumored surgery, because she is sick of talking about it.

She says, "The boob job thing has driven me to despair. I'm not discussing my breasts with anyone but my husband and my daughter from now on.

"I think once you start saying, 'No, I haven't' too many times, it sounds as if you're protesting too much."

"I'm not discussing my breasts with anyone but my husband and my daughter from now on"? Just how often do you bring up your boobs when chatting with your nine-year-old offspring? When you jabber on about the buoyancy of your bazooms and their all-natural lift, does Lily yell, "Stop talking about your freakin' funbags, Mom! It's gross. And I'm trying to listen to this Hannah Montana song!" Or do your talks usually start by cracking open this book?


Judge Kate's casabas for yourself at MrSkin.com.

Kate Beckinsale has vowed never to appear naked in a movie, after she was bullied at school when her actress mum stripped on TV. The episode traumatised Beckinsale – whose mother is veteran British TV star Judy Loe – and she is determined not to subject her nine-year-old daughter Lily to the same humiliation. She tells AOL Movies, ìMy mum was an actress, and she did a nude scene on television when I was about 9 or 10, and the crisis I had when everyone came to school the next day and told me theyíd seen my mother naked just makes me kind of, you know Ö Iím not in a big rush to do that to my child. ìSheís embarrassed enough that Iím an actress at all, without me being naked as well.î

Aw, poor Kate. It must have been a blow to her fragile emerging self-esteem for all the boys to ignore her flat chest and brag about seeing her mom's mams. It sure is a good thing that Kate's daughter will never have to deal with such trauma, because that would be truly devastating . . . wait, what's that? Kate's casabas have already been captured on celluloid for all to see? Drats. Foiled again. But yay! Boobies!


If you don't feel guilty about making a little girl cry, look at Kate's sweater mates at MrSkin.com. Go on, do it, meany.

Mimi embraces her sexy side at MrSkin.com.

And Kate embraces her naked side (and front and back).

ìI canít do raw. I canít do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. Iíd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly."

You see what she did there? She took the basic thought that she won't eat raw fish because it feels like a vagina and turned it around so that we're thinking about her licking labia. That is a woman who can really grab her public's attention. A real STAR.


Get a look at some Beckinboobs at MrSkin.com.

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ï Kate Moss models. She doesn't model clothes, though, since it seems she's not wearing any. (Egotastic!)

ï Mischa Barton's recent DUI charges haven't affected the buoyant spirits of her side boob much. (Taxi Driver)

ï Star Jones is set to divorce husband Al Reynolds, because she "felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting". Either that, or Al spent their marriage riding hot, oiled-up dudes who look like they do a lot of heavy lifting. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Some yahoo called 911 on Heather Locklear and told them she was going to kill herself. Denise Richards, you prankster. (CelebWarship)

ï Heath Ledger never updated his will to include Michelle Williams or baby Matilda. (Celebridiot)

ï Button, button, who's got the button? Patricia Heaton sure doesn't. WTF? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Jenna Jameson dresses up as Bettie Page for PETA. "I'd rather get donkey-punched after ATM than wear fur!" makes for a pleasant catchphrase. (The Blemish)

ï Janet Jackson has been hospitalized with the flu. Much more plausible than "Exhaustion", to be sure. (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï Rebecca Romijn's lettuce heads. They're ripe, they're healthy, they're shilling for mall-slut store Bebe! (Popoholic)