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Karolina Kurkova, Russell Crowe Are Too Fat
Hollywood does not exist to hold a mirror up to middle America; it exists to torture your fat ass into thinking that you're a disgusting mound of flesh. And in order to do that its representatives, i.e., actors and models and other pretty people, must remain as lithe as possible through calorie counting, getting their [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Kristen Stewart, magazines, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, Rihanna
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CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Anne Hathaway, Brian Austin Green, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, models, movies, politicians, Samantha Ronson, upskirt shots, Winona Ryder
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