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Sex Addict Kanye West Invented Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer, Not Tracy Morgan
Have you ever asked yourself "Why is Kanye West so successful and I'm not?" The answer is simple, son: It's because Kanye's a sex addict and you're just a masturbation addict. According to E!:
Kanye West is on another magazine cover (this time with a sure-to-be-appreciated gray-free beard) and as usual the rapper turned auto-tune singer [...]
Apparently Too Many People Like Kanye West. Huh.
Sometimes we think that celebrities want us to think that they're assholes. Instead of doing things that would make lowly middle-class unfamous people think they're nice, like funding hospitals for orphans and such, they complain about how hard it is to be rich and famous. Oh, it's so taxing, trying to decide which of my [...]
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Et Tu, Star and Al; Kelly and Billy?
Whatever mystical hoodoo has been floating around Famouspeopleland making them get impregnated with twins has soured and is now causing relationships to melt like a Fat Frog in the sun. Kanye West and his fiancÈe have called off their engagement, and today it was announced that two other relationships have shit the bed.
Packing their bags [...]
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Kanye West: Linguist
And now, a vocabulary lesson from Kanye West (via Page Six):
IF you use the word "bling" these days, you're unhip and totally out of style, according to Kanye West. The hip-hop star tells Complex magazine: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that [...]
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Tom Cruise: A Day in Pictures
Kanye: See, it's shaped something like this . . .
Tom: I got that part, what I don't understand is where exactly the penis goes.
Katie: (to herself through gritted teeth) If this fucking midget doesn't let go of my hand I'm going to bite those jagass sunglasses right off his face. His hands are always slimy, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tarred and Feathered
ï Actor Chris Penn found dead in Santa Monica. Goodnight, Willard, may you dance around tractors in heaven. Let's hear it for the boy.
ï Oh baby, Keith! Keith's got what Kidman neee-eeeeds! But she say he's just a friend! She she say he's just a friend!
ï Promo pics of an old but [...]
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Also tagged Avril Lavigne, celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Chris Penn, Felicity Huffman, movies, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Russell Crowe, Sharon Stone
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Kanye Kraves Kover Kash
Most white people are just discovering who this Kanye West person is, yet he believes that he still deserves more respect–in the form of cash, of course! The Grammy-winning rapper feels that he should be paid to appear in magazines, even if bigger stars will do it for free.