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Don't Stop 'Til You Get Kabbalah

If youíre anything like us, you spent Monday afternoon watching the dove lady and her like-minded Thriller aficionados crying and rejoicing over Michael Jacksonís freedom while you yourself wondered how someone who admitted to sharing his bed with the entire male fanbase of SpongeBob SquarePants could be believed not to have touched their dingly-danglies. Why, [...]

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What a Friend Britney Has in Jesus

Britney Spears is one fucked up young lady. In the past two days we have heard about how much she loves Jesus and how she hired a Kabbalah rabbi to save her marriage. We haven't seen a celebrity in such a state of confusion since Michael Jackson's marriage to Lisa Marie Presley.

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Kabbalah-A-Go-Go

No one has ever claimed that Kabbalah makes people sane or sensitive to the feelings of others. There was something about spiritual enlightenment or some bullshit, but we weren’t listening. Lately whenever we hear names like Ashton Kutcher and Madonna we get nostalgic for the time when pampered Hollywood stars were merely self-indulgent without thinking [...]

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