Tag Archives: Justin Timberlake
TimBielake Hops on Wedding Bandwagon
Wedding fever is sweeping famous people land! In the guylinery wake of the Wentz nuptials, every celebrity couple is planning on conceiving a child and/or tying the not. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are no exception. According to our gossip ring bearer, FemaleFirst:
Justin Timberlake has been shopping for an engagement ring.
The singer is planning to [...]
Britney Spears Misses Her Exciting Frappuccino-Hunting Lifestyle
Aside from finally landing a job and being stalked by a dildo, Britney Spears has been pretty much MIA lately. She hasn't caused any paparazzi car crashes, we haven't heard rumors about the occupation of her womb in at least a week, and we have no idea whether or not she's been able to keep [...]
Madonna Is a Hall-of-Famer
The Picture of Madonna Gray appeared last night to accept her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Also on hand to celebrate: that one dude who stuffs it in Jessica Biel, and a shirtless, Lumineers-sporting Iggy Pop, whose famed, ropey physique was put to shame by Madonna's brutal guns. When Justin Timberlake [...]
Timberlake 'Ring's in V-Day
In this world, when a famous woman places a hand upon her stomach, she is gravid with twins, and when a man gives a passing glance at a jewelry store, he is obviously planning on purchasing a huge conflict diamond to present to his buoyant-assed main squeeze. Obviously. So according to our gossip wedding planner, [...]
"She'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."
We're thinking about taking a binge and purge approach to Britney Spears gossip from now on. We'll hold out for as long as we can, denying ourselves any information on the sad, sad life of our favorite fallen pop star, then maybe once a week we'll lower our defenses and allow the wave of Brit [...]
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Britney Spears Is a Sex Liar, Private Dicker
We've been on a bit of a Britney fast lately (no Spears posts for three whole days!), as it's always good to flush your system of anything deep-fried or drenched in butter in the days leading up to Thanksgiving. But like Paula Deen to a
deep-fried butter ball, we just couldn't stay away. Not when there's [...]
What Every Girl Wants: Sex Wax
Men, they are from Mars, and they are wont to find a move that works and stick with it, carrying it from relationship to relationship. One girl responds well to being serenaded by Breathe's "Hands to Heaven"? You better bet all subsequent girlfriends are gonna get an earful of mid-'80s English pop. Justin Timberlake is [...]
A Handful of Biel
After shotgunning a cool domestic beverage and cheering on large, overpaid men bashing the crap out of each other, the next logical step in one's evening would obviously be to reach over and bury your meathooks into the soft, rounded swelling of the female buttock. And that's exactly what Justin Timberlake did to girlfriend Jessica [...]
Da Beers
Stars–they're just like us! They tailgate at the Packers-Bears game with pals. Although your pals might not be Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and whatshisnuts. Dawson. Oh, Van Der Beek. Just look at that guy. Minutes before this picture was taken, he said, "I don't want . . . yer lahf." Then he looked at JT [...]
Britney Spears Shocker: She F's up Her Career (Again)
When are you people going to learn? Britney Spears does not want to come back to anything! She likes living in a crumbling house of squalor littered with dirty diapers, regurgitated Milk Bones, greasy White Castle wrappers, and maybe a few forgotten nannies' bodies. If she somehow recaptures her past success, then hard work will [...]