Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.

At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be. She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.

So let’s get this straight. Justin says, “You’re really cool, baby, and I really like screwing you, but I’d love to screw other people too. Like Rihanna. That girl is FINE. Nothing against you. I just like screwing. And you’re not always around. And I still want to screw you too, definitely. Does that sound cool to you?” And Jessica says, “OK, honey, whatever you want”? This is Jessica Biel we’re talking about, not Jessica Bialy, some chick he met at a Safeway in Queens? We don’t get it.

P.S. Lainey says they’re definitely broken up. We shall see.

While Justin Timberlake’s relationship with Jessica Biel cools, he’s not wasting any time turning up the heat with Rihanna!

“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” a source says. Justin’s three-year relationship with Jessica seems to have reached a critical point. “She must be a wreck.”

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” a source tells Star. But before Rihanna totally gives in to the attraction, she wants to make sure she’s not his lady on the side. A friend reveals: “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

You and I have to decide between entering foreclosure or getting our Daewoo repo’ed. Justin Timberlake has to decide between putting his ding dong into Jessica Biel or Rihanna. Waaah! Life is hard!

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• Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
• One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
• If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk Jonathan Rhys Meyers, then he is the manager of the Black Eyed Peas and you are Perez Hilton. Only maybe without the weepy YouTube pleas. (The Blemish)
• Lindsay Lohan tried 2 dance with Justin Timberlake and he was like O HELL NO and then she totally got mad and 2 get back @ him she Tweeted he was cheating on Jessica Biel & then she wuz hacked but she wasn’t OMFG! (CelebWarship)
• Stills from Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice in Wonderland movie. It’s not half as creepy as the ’80s TV version with Carol Channing and Ann Jillian. Still gives me the heebies. (Amy Grindhouse)
• Hilary Duff is kind of useless and probably a total choadball, but whatever, she looks hot in a bikini. (Anything Hollywood)
• Jessica Simpson has a new reality show. To quote Nancy Kerrigan, “WHHHHYYYYYYYY?” (Websters)
• Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson have been made into dolls. Dolls that are much more charismatic than their Twilight counterparts. (Daily Stab)
• Here is Denise Richards in a bikini on the beach with a giant parrot. Um, that’s about it. (Drunken Stepfather)

Justin Timberlake loves Jessica Biel because sheís a good sport.

The couple attended two birthday parties at the Thompson Hotel in L.A. on Saturday night, and even though Biel wanted to stop drinking, she sucked it up ó literally. Says a partygoer, ìEveryone was doing shots of tequila, but Jess said she didnít want to drink anymore. Justin good-naturedly insisted, so she pulled her hair back and drank up!î

"Drink it! Drink it like a man. That's right, take it. Take it all. Suck it all in. Atta girl." Ooops, sorry. That was a passage we were working on for our side project, blowjob erotica. But it works here too.

ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)

ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing so. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Did Paula Abdul get her schnozz whacked?
(Cityrag)

ï Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey spice up their sex life with provocative dancing. Unfortunately, it's Jim who's sporting the unitard. (Evil Beet)

ï You should probably watch the premiere of The Beast tonight. If you don't, Patrick Swayze will get sad and die. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Hey, it's Nicollette Sheridan in her underdrawers. Wouldja lookit that. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were trapped under the same roof and it didn't even end up in a bloody dance-off. Mature! (Holy Moly)

If there's one thing we can count on from Madonna, it's the making of a little music history now and again.

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will be performing alongside the Material Girl Thursday when her Sticky & Sweet tour touches down at Dodger Stadium, E! News' Ryan Seacrest has learned.

"They are going to be onstage performing with Madonna," Seacrest said on KIIS-FM host DJ BoyToy Jesse's Wednesday-afternoon show.

Of course, while Timberlake and Spears have both collaborated with Madge individually, the exes haven't been spending much quality time together in recent years.

"If Justin and Britney end up on that stage with her…I don't know if I've ever seen anything quite like that before," Seacrest said. (And he's seen a lotóremember Celine Dion performing with hologram Elvis on American Idol?)

Seacrest said that he should have more details on his KIIS morning show tomorrow: "Expect some real serious surprises."

We know that Britney has done tons of work to turn herself around and is looking super hot again, but we're still not holding out any hope that JT will see Britney across the stage, spring a huge boner, forget that he gets to hump Jessica Biel, and the pair will live happily ever after. Britney does still have polyester hair and Adnan Ghalib cooties.

"Jessica is under a lot of pressure to stay in shape because there is so much competition among young actresses in Hollywood. Jessica loves to work out and so does Justin, but lately it seems like that's all she does. She's got an amazing body and Justin is trying to get through to her that she can afford to take some time out once in a while and have a burger, some beers and a day doing nothing."

Wow, that must be pretty hard for Justin to adjust. After all, please remember that he is used to dating a woman who is known for taking time out every second of every day doing nothing, having a burger, and some beers. And some churros. And some margaritas. And some Provigil. And a large sheet cake with Power Rangers on it. And a large Power Rangers sheet cake stuffed with Provigil and frosted with churros.

Want to see Jessica Biel nude? You'll have to settle for almost nude. At MrSkin.com.