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HudRod Moves on, Establishes HudLake and CamRod
When we heard back in December that Kate Hudson and A-Rod had broken up, we were devastated. We didn’t eat for weeks. We just weeped, “Why? Why?” over and over while stroking our A-Rod Topps card and watching Almost Famous. But in our heart there was hope. Hope that love would survive, even if it [...]
Also tagged Alex Rodriguez, Cameron Diaz, celebrity hookups, Kate Hudson
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Justin Timberlake Boinking Jessica Biel—and Everyone Else
If you haven’t realized it yet, Justin Timberlake is the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the other girls he’s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. He went from singing with Joey Fat One to making critically acclaimed [...]
Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Jessica Biel
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They’re Bringing the Relationship Back (Yeah?)
Yesterday we reported that Justin Timberlake had departed the lusciously bumpy terrain of Jessica Biel and set sail for the fecund plains of Rihanna town. Weirdly enough, pictures of JT and Biel leaked immediately to the press, showing the couple happy and in love and holding hands. And by that we mean that Jessica, her [...]
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He’s Bringing Cheating Back (Yeah)
Once you summit the treacherous yet holy peaks of Jessica Biel’s ass, where do you go? Like the mountain climber in the Price Is Right game, you either win the dinette set, or you plunge off the end to your death. Or, if you’re Justin Timberlake, you find another mountain to scale. Mt. Rihanna. Star [...]
Also tagged celebrity hookups, Jessica Biel, Rihanna
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CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
Justin Timberlake, Tequila Pusher
If you were Jessica Biel's boyfriend, you'd probably cower at her every movement, quake at the thought of her ability to take that sweet, sweet ass away from you, and you'd never ever challenge a single word she said. But since Justin Timberlake is her boyfriend, and he has tasted the sweet nectar of half [...]
Also tagged booze, Jessica Biel, parties
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CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
Jessica Biel Plays Jessica Rabbit, Dorks Freak Out
Unquestionably, one of the saddest things in life is the idea of dudes jerking off to cartoon characters. Seriously, is that necessary? Are there not any attractive women anywhere in your vicinity? That cute chick who works at Walgreens, you can’t think of her? On all those television channels, you can’t find ONE girl who [...]
Also tagged Andy Samberg, Jessica Biel, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
Justin Timberlake To Come Within Peener-Poking Distance of Britney Spears
It's finally, finally happing! OMG, we can't even believe it! This is what we've been waiting for for years! Britney and Justin are getting back together! O, long the many years, we haven't dared to dream, but our deepest desire is finally being realized. Brit-Brit. JT. Together at last. Together to perform with Madonna. Oh. [...]
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