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What’s the Gossip, Girl? Blake Lively’s Nude. Sort of.

Agent E. — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:29:25 +0000

Blake Lively nude! Blake Lively nude! Well, sort of. But still, we’re going to head out to the street corner, dressed in our best tweed short pants, our newsy hat jauntily tipped to the side, and yell it for all to hear. Then, quietly, we’ll say, “strategically nude, that is, pressed up against some old guy.” But no one will hear that part. So we’ll make a lot of people happy. And isn’t that all anyone wants out of life, to make people happy? The scene in question occurs in a movie called The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, starring just about everyone. It will be in limited release in the U.S. on November 27th, but a few clips hit the internet today, which you can see at Drunken Stepfather. They show Blake Lively teasingly non-nude nude as well as dressed in some sexy old-timey lingerie while getting spanked by another woman while Julianne Moore takes pictures. We can only assume that in the actual movie, that scene ends up with Blake, Julianne, and the other woman in the hottest lesbian threeway every caught on film. Because, really, how else could it end? With some sort of deep insight about life? What fun is that?

Julianne Will Never Stop Showing her Cans

Agent E. — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:59:15 +0000

Young actresses today seem to make a huge deal out of any sort of onscreen nudity. Jessica Alba's going to show a bare shoulder in a blurry long shot? Sacre bleu! It's something she would talk about for at least three months, saying how difficult it was to reveal such a personal part of herself and how much she's sacrificed for her art. That's why we love our mamas a bit more mature. Like Julianne Moore. If someone asks her about the "sacrifice" of filmed flesh, she'd likely say: "I'm naked. Big deal. Can we talk about something a bit more interesting, like Amy Winehouse?" According to IMDb, Moore won't let a few extra candles on her birthday cake stop her from hauling out her hooters:

I try not to worry about it or think that there's any limit. But as for actually being comfortable in my own skin, I don't think anybody is … it's not possible to feel good about yourself at all times.

That's the kind of thing we like to hear, especially from a russet-maned beauty whose skin looks like it was crafted by Wedgewood. We think that Julianne making such bold statements as "Nudity is neat-o" while the young'uns of Hollywood complain about how they're being exploited is kind of like your dad saying to you, "Grow up and get a job already, you lazy-ass namby-pamby."

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CNW Junk Drawer: A Whole Bundch of Side Boob

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:36:36 +0000

ï Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)

ï Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)

ï Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)

ï More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)

ï Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)

ï Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)

ï Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)

ï Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)