Around 350 security staff, including police, more than 100 bouncers and nearly 40 gunmen are guarding the star and her family during filming of Eat, Pray, Love.

Bulletproof cars are used to take the star to and from the set and helicopters patrol the skies overhead.

Apparently Julia Roberts thinks it’s still about 1991 if she thinks she’s famous enough to need nearly 500 people to guard her safety. Is each person assigned to a different square inch of her body? “OK, I’ve got the left pinky toenail, you take the right. And whatever you do, make sure no harm comes to it. If that bitch gets ingrown, I’m holding you responsible.”

ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)

ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)

ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)

ï Britney sports some futuristic camel toe. (Cityrag)

ï Bill Pullman's son was arrested for possessing moonshine. One more time: Bill Pullman's son was arrested for possessing moonshine. (CelebWarship)

ï Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is a surprisingly successful cocksman. Now he's nabbed Sophie Monk, the lucky so-and-so. (Daily Stab)

ï Julia Roberts said "no one wants to see an old hooker." See it? We live it, baby! (Evil Beet)

ï Meadow Soprano is dating Turtle. (Hollywood Backwash)

ï All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)

ï Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell's hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)

ï Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)

ï More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)

ï Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)

ï Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)

ï Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)

ï Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)

ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great stoners that stone great together. (Lainey Gossip)

ï Perhaps they should head over to the radio station to tear into a box of Scooby Snacks with Ashlee Simpson. (Yeeeah!)

ï Mental wounds not healing. Life's a bitter shame. Julia Roberts is going off the rails on a crazy train.(Cityrag)

ï Hayden Panettiere's mom is "very proud" that her teenage daughter is moving in with 31-year-old Milo Ventimiglia. Awwww. (FemaleFirst)

ï Cruz Beckham, spawn of David and Posh Spice, is a SUPERSTAR. (Bitten and Bound)

ï Kevin Federline's gut threatens to Popozao out of his golf shirt. (Hollywood Backwash)

ï To Paris Hilton, "foreign-looking man with long gray beard" = the path to spiritual enlightenment. (Hollywood Grind)

Joining the ranks of Brad Pitt, the mother of three now says she prefers not to prance around in the buff on the big screen.

ìListen, thereís a reason why you donít see me naked me in movies, you donít see me running around in bathing suits in movies,î Roberts, 40, told E!ís The Daily 10. ìItís just not my thing.î

(No kidding: Roberts famously used a body double to shoot nude scenes in Pretty Woman.)

Yes, Julia used a body double for Pretty Woman's dressing-room scenes, but one little-known fact is that the film does contain one ever-so-brief (we're talking about a quarter of a nanosecond here) very difficult to see glimpse of Julia's right jug. So take that, you nudey nudey liar! Still, one could say, "That was nearly two decades ago; maybe she's changed her mind since then." OK, sure. So now we'll talk about this alleged disdain for bathing suits. Jules's newest movie, Charlie Wilson's War, which hits theaters on Christmas day, includes a shot of Julia emerging from a pool in a bikini. What do you have to say to that, Julia? What's that? Cat got your tongue? Why aren't you talking, dummy? Feeling dumb? Yeah, we thought so.


Don't believe us about that Pretty Woman mam? See for yourself at MrSkin.com.

Julia gets jiggly at MrSkin.com.

Page Six has learned that the auburn-tressed Oscar winner is pregnant with her third child and will give birth next summer.

Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia – but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.

It's not known how the Georgia-born beauty's pregnancy will affect her latest screen projects. Roberts, who commands up to $25 million per movie, is appearing in Mike Nichols' new flick, "Charlie Wilson's War," and has reportedly signed to do "The Friday Night Knitting Club.

$25 million per movie. Julia's been pretty much off the radar for years, and although she has most certainly had some staggeringly enormous hits, most of her oeuvre is made up of crud like Hook, The Mexican, Full Frontal, and (whisper) Mary Reilly. But still she commands $25 million. For that kind of scratch you can buy a whole platoon of shiny new babies without having to embark on a risky pregnancy that's only gonna end in bed rest, or Tom Cruise publicly admonishing you if you get bummed. Ah, nothing like recycling a year-old joke.

See Jules's jewels at MrSkin.com.

I can catch poop in my hand and just be like, okay.

Although the wording of this soon-to-be-classic phrase suggests a certain amount of restraint, acceptance and Zenlike attitude, we can't help but picture America's former sweetheart/the Pretty Woman magnificent in a Vera Wang gown accessorized by a catcher's mask, diving across third base to reach out one mitted hand to catch a wayward turd falling from the buttocks of her progeny.

Julia is nudia at MrSkin.com.