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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Julia Roberts Has a Huge Staff
Do you ever wonder why movie tickets are like 12 bucks these days? Are you paying for cutting-edge CGI and inflated actors’ salaries? Well, maybe, but you’re also paying for the salaries of all the people employed by those actors who ensure that said famous person will never be in danger of coming in contact [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two of Hearts
Mel Gibson takes his new Russian mistress out on the town. She’s not the same Russian lady named Oksana that was earlier claimed, but this one is still hot, in an odd, Stacey Q kind of way. (Yeeeah!)
Want to hear Julia Roberts say “tits”, “ass” and “fuck” about a million times? (Fatback)
Lauren [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Is That Cher's Outfit From "If I Could Turn Back Time"?
ï Give to Rihanna your leather, take from her your lace. (Flisted)
ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)
ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)
ï Britney [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sweet Leaf
ï Jenna Jameson, looking Bratz-ier than ever. (F-listed)
ï No, my first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Miss Rackson if you're see-through. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Lindsay Lohan goes back to red, lays off the burnt umber fake bake, approaches former Mean Girls-era loveliness. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey. Two great [...]
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Juilia Roberts: Nudity's Enemy
You wanna see Julia Roberts naked? Tough titties, cowboy, 'cause it ain't gonna happen. Those funbags are used for suckling infants, not perking up peepees.
According to In Case You Didn't Know:
Joining the ranks of Brad Pitt, the mother of three now says she prefers not to prance around in the buff on the big screen.
ìListen, [...]
Julia Roberts Baked Up Another Baby
Hey, Julia Roberts had her kid. It's a boy, and his name is Henry Daniel Moder. So basically, Julia went from giving her children names that would make even Frank Zappa or Robert Rodriguez cringe/sob with laughter, to playing it too safe with Hollywood's #1 most popular and commonplace name for boys. Oh, we're so [...]
Julia Roberts: New Year, New Fetus
Julia Roberts is reportedly pregnant again. Nice job, America's sweetheart! Really. Excellent work there. There are malnourished orphans slowly dying agonizing, painful, wasting deaths in third world countries across the planet. Starving, their stomachs start to digest themselves, bloating in an excruciating fashion while flies lay larvae in their eyeballs and dysentery grips their bowels [...]
Poo-lia Roberts
The Mexican and Mona Lisa Smile didn't exactly garner Scrooge McDuck-like piles of gold at the box office, but now there's something even shittier in Julia Roberts's life . . . actual fecal matter!