Tag Archives: Jude Law
Jess and Jude Sittin' in a Tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
We've mostly ignored the rumors that Jessica Simpson was porking Jude Law, 'cause, enh, why not? They both seem to have a goal of sharing bodily fluids with at least 76% of the world's population (they'll both skip over the really ugly ones). But now that Jude has proven his chops as an adolescent poet, [...]
Sienna Miller Upgrades To Darth Vader
So you're Sienna Miller and you're desperately trying to make yourself into the next Julia Roberts or some such. You land a sweet part as a crazy naked girl in a movie opposite People Sexiest Man Alive and manage to get him to profess his everlasting love to you. Then he fucks his nanny and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Paris's Stocking Not Big Enough for a Bentley
ï Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was seventeen years old. Oh, how the tears must have flowed when she found out that it was actually her parents enjoying the milk and cookies and VD she'd been leaving out for Kris Kringle all those years.
ï In addition to being a pedophile [...]
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Jude and Sienna: A Relationship Built on Trust Boinking Anything that Moves
Usually when we dump our fiancÈ because heís been caught cheating with the nanny, we donít go cheating on him after weíve gotten back together, but thatís just us. And as you may have noticed, Sienna Miller is not us.
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Kate Moss Has Better Taste in Sexual Partners than We Thought
Kate Moss is so the new Courtney Love. And we couldnít be happier. In fact, Kate is better than Courtney because sheís hot and likes having sex with other hot people (Pete Doherty aside). She even likes coke-fueled lesbian orgies. Weíre just going to have to stop for a minute and slowly ponder those last [...]
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Also tagged celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, Davinia Taylor, drugs, Kate Moss, models, Sadie Frost
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CNW Junk Drawa: Nipples and Wangs and Fake Legs, Oh My
ï In case Paris Hilton's nipples weren't enough for you the first one thousand and eight times, here's more.
ï No, no one is shocked by Kate Moss's boogar sugar use, but still, repercussions. Don't fire Kate, fancy fashion people! Don't force little Lila Grace to wear last season's Burberry!
ï Looks like Jude [...]
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Katrina's Wrath Spares Sienna Miller's Womb?
All's been fairly quiet on the Sienna-Jude front. No talk of Jude going spelunking in nannycaves, and only vague whisperings of Sienna cooking up a genetically superior blonde Law-Miller hybrid. But yesterday, the pregnancy denials popped up anew, and today's news conveniently negates yesterday's empty-womb excuses. How terrifically convenient.
CNW Junk Drawer: Sizemore Schtups for All to See
ï We've been warning you for weeks now, but the day is upon us: the ill-famed Tom Sizemore sex tape is now available for your online perusal. It's here, it's real. Live it, love it, own it.
ï Are Sienna and Jude finito for good? Reportedly, she's told him to take his little kitty [...]
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Sienna, Jude, and the Long, Hard Short, Flaccid Road to Forgiveness
For the first time since Nannygate 2k5, Sienna Miller and Jude Law were spotted together, seemingly trying to patch up their relationship, proving that, for Sienna at least, size doesn't matter.
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Hey Jude/Don't Make It Bad/Take Your Small Wang/And Make It Bigger
Look, we've brought you enough areolas in our time together, right? Don't you think it's high time we show you a little Tinseltown ding-dong?